Sri Lanka Elections Archive

  • In a totally surprising turn of events, the UPFA has comprehensively routed all comers at the recently concluded General Elections in Sri Lanka. This ELECTION GENOCIDE™ comes as a huge shock since political analysts were unanimous in stating that the totally non-pathetic UNP, JVP and TNA would give a superhuman showing at the election, especially since they were still totally sticking together to present a united front to defeat the foul UPFA.

    Sinhala Juggernaut Mahinda Rajapakse Once Again Commits Election Genocide™

    Posted on April 13, 2010 | 68 Comments
    In a totally surprising turn of events, the UPFA has comprehensively routed all comers at the recently concluded General Elections in Sri Lanka. This ELECTION GENOCIDE™ comes as a huge shock since political analysts were unanimous in stating that the totally non-pathetic UNP, JVP and TNA would give a superhuman showing at the election, especially since they were still totally sticking together to present a united front to defeat the foul UPFA.

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  • While irreversibly committing on a federal solution, the mani-fest-oooh is ambiguous on the nature of the sovereignty of Eezham Tamils and their right to self determination, which is indirectly admitting that TNA and Eelamistan for all intents and purposes are truly FOOKED.

    TNA Releases Election Mani-Fest-Ooh

    Posted on April 6, 2010 | 21 Comments
    While irreversibly committing on a federal solution, the mani-fest-oooh is ambiguous on the nature of the sovereignty of Eezham Tamils and their right to self determination, which is indirectly admitting that TNA and Eelamistan for all intents and purposes are truly FOOKED.

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