Sri Lanka Cricket Archive

  • Shock! Murder! WAR CRIME©! The Sri Lankan cricket team has gone absolutely berserk in Australia, winning the sole T20 and the ODI series 2-1!

    Sri Lankan Cricket Team Commits Unprecedented CRICKET GENOCIDE™ in Australia

    Posted on November 11, 2010 | 27 Comments
    Shock! Murder! WAR CRIME©! The Sri Lankan cricket team has gone absolutely berserk in Australia, winning the sole T20 and the ODI series 2-1!

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  • BREAKING NEWS: All eleven members of the Sri Lankan cricket team along with the twelfth man have been handed out penalties by the totally sensible Sri Lankan Cricket board after they had the audacity to hand India a comprehensive, no holds barred, pants down, six-of-the-best THRASHING in Dambulla (with bonus point to boot).

    Entire Sri Lankan Cricket Team Suspended By SLC for Thrashing India

    Posted on August 23, 2010 | 62 Comments
    BREAKING NEWS: All eleven members of the Sri Lankan cricket team along with the twelfth man have been handed out penalties by the totally sensible Sri Lankan Cricket board after they had the audacity to hand India a comprehensive, no holds barred, pants down, six-of-the-best THRASHING in Dambulla (with bonus point to boot).

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  • Eelam-hating Tamil turncoat Muttiah Muralitharan has retired from Test cricket by taking a record 800 wickets in scenes that smack of an underhand Sinhaloid conspiracy.

    Murali Confounds His Totally Smart Critics, Retires In Style by Taking 800 Test Wickets under Highly Suspicious Circumstances

    Posted on July 25, 2010 | 25 Comments
    Eelam-hating Tamil turncoat Muttiah Muralitharan has retired from Test cricket by taking a record 800 wickets in scenes that smack of an underhand Sinhaloid conspiracy.

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