A profound and hitherto unheard sentiment was echoed by Fisting Expert and Chief Minister of Toilet Nadu M. Karunanidhi as he promised Tamil Eelam “is just around the corner” and the Tamil only speaking stateless people of the world will soon be granted a separate state to self-immolate and bang their goats forever in peace.

According to completely verified reports from around the world Tamil only people are celebrating the imminent establishment of Tamil Eelam with festivals of Traditional Eelam sports activities.  Tamil N’ggars in Toronto celebrated this by holding a game of “Pet the goat” in Scarborough while Toilet scrubbers in Sydney celebrated with a round of Australia’s next Top Janitor competition. Furthermore in celebration a team of marathon runners trained in Tamil Nadu has been sent to Sri Lanka where they are running the heroic Tamil Eelam Marathon in Killinochchi.

Sinhalese are said to be mortally afraid with the recent relvelations about Eelam by Eelam’s foremost fisting expert with Sinhala soliders covering in their bunkers and praying to Sinhala only gods and the common man preparing for the coming Tamil-pocalypse.

In Sri Lanka, where Tamil Eelam will be established even though 95% of the Tamil population resides elsewhere, Tamil people celebrated the Karunanidhi statement with optimism and relief.

“We have been genocide by the Sinhala regime since Thalivar decided to take a well-deserved vacation from establishing Eelam ”

commented one coolie from Vauniya adding

“Karunanidianna’s belief and support is much welcome in improving the life for Tamil only people in Eelam”

Scholars point out that the most recent statement of declaring Tamil Eelam in Sri Lanka is another of a long run of “Eelam is just around the corner” statements made by Tamil only leaders, a tradition spanning more than 1000000 years. While most scholars agree that Eelam is inevitable it is generally accepted by the Tamil only masses that the genocidal Sinhalese occupiers need to be eradicated first in order to achieve it.

The Reputed and world respected broadcaster Channel 4 has released new evidence of crimes against Tamilians perpetrated by the Sinhala Regime.

Channel 4’s “Sri Lanka’s Killing Fields: War Crimes Unpunished” which first aired on March 14^th 2012 has stunned the world in illustrating how the LTTE leadership was sodomised and then executed by Sinhala hordes while they were busy GENOCIDING™ Tamil civilians. This was clearly the sole reasoning behind the ferocity of the Sinhala Regimes sodomy campaign and a truly unacceptable act of GENOCIDE™ that requires a full scale investigation, where the perpetrators must be brought to justice.

There is no doubt in the minds of discerning intelligent viewers in the West (especially the Tamilian audiences) that even though these images were released to the whole world by the Sinhaloid Army itself back in April and May 2009, they are at the same time fresh and “never seen before” too. This is because they have all been upgraded into HD and hence Channel 4 is perfectly correct to claim they are “new”. Would anyone really question Channel 4 and the ethical Western media that always abides by the law, concerned only with the truth®?

There is also little doubt in the minds of We Thamizh the world over, especially in the homeland of Toilet Nadu (a bastion of academic intelligence and hub of science and free thinking) that this new evidence presented shows the damningly low levels Sinhaloids go to win their wars as seen by the manner they unforgivingly killed members of the LTTE leadership.

Who can doubt the authenticity and genuine motivations of Channel 4 in exposing these vicious Sinhalams and their criminal sodomy against innocent freedom loving Tamilians such as Vellupillar Prabakaran, Balachandran Prabakaran, Charles Anthony (a very real Tamilian name) Nadeson and Pullidevan?

The categories of honest, hard factual journalism without ounces of sensationalism and pandering to primal emotions of the Liberal binge drinking youth living unfulfilled meaningless lives (now suffering mass unemployment) and grabbing ratings is what Channel 4 is reputed for as seen by their other ground breaking programming such as “Masturbate-athon”, “Wank Week” and “Joys of Teen Sex”.

The brutal slaughters of Sinhalese squatters (hyperlink: http://spur.asn.au/ltteatro_1.htm) in the Vanni back in the 70s and 80s where babies were thrown into frying pans, pregnant mothers were hacked open, Sinhala children were taken by their legs and had their heads bashed against walls and trees till their brain matter came out with their parents forced to witness these cullings before they themselves were also ethnically cleansed by mouth-frothing machete yielding Tamilian civilians ALL PALE into INSIGNIFICANCE when compared to the unforgivable and dastardly act of killing members of the LTTE after dressing them up in loin cloths and taking turns to sodomise them.

This is the core meaning of the heartbreaking message put forward by Channel 4: the LTTE and the LTTE leadership were innocent people who deserved long life and happiness. Getting rid of them and ending war in Sri Lanka permanently is a deplorable and unpardonable crime.

Yet the Sinhaloid regime remains defiant and unrepentant. Gotabaya Rajapakse, a top regime junta official, speaking to Sirasa TV immediately after the broadcast confessed he did not care what happened the LTTE leadership and was indeed the person who asked to have them sodomised if captured:

 “I didn’t tell them to kill them, but if they came with white flags they were to be sodomised. It’s written in the US Army’s ‘How to handle difficult people’ Abu Grahib edition hand book, just ask Blake. Perhaps those LTTE leaders were not tough or as smart as they pretended to be and died from over-excitement, they were old and had heart conditions”,

were the words an unrepentant Gotabaya Rajapakse rattled off in another rage-filled interview.

Clearly the Wait And See™ approach adopted by the West in dealing with vile Sinhala war criminals® who crushed the LTTE is just too slow and just too unacceptable.

Callum Macrae, Channel 4’s chief fiction writer and propagandist, in his Op-Ed to the IndependentUK details: “UN workers, specifically an Australian called Peter Mackay and other NGO workers helped build bunker camps ‘for civilians’ and transmitted precise GPS coordinates to the Sinhala hordes as a safety measure against attack.”

He then states,

“Shockingly the camp was subjected to a massive, sustained barrage of incoming shellfire, much of it falling directly on or near to the ‘UN bunker’. Dozens were killed – and many more horrifically injured. It was all photographed by the UN worker Peter Mackay. As the barrage continued, the UN workers took turns to stand clear of the bunker where they could get line of sight to make frantic satellite-phone calls to the Australian High Commission and other UN officials”.

Even though there is no explanation as to how these NGO workers managed to survive in this rain of never-ending artillery “coming from” the Sinhala Army lines – it is a great relief to know they succeeding in staying alive while mysteriously everyone else managed to die. Even when standing out in the open to make phone calls as barrage after barrage landed on their heads, they were clearly imperishable.

Speaking to TamilNet regarding this remarkable anomaly, Callum Macrae speculated that perhaps the Sinhalam scientists at Morotuwa University had designed special shells that only target Tamils or had laced them with chemicals that target only Homo Dravidian DNA. The second theory does indeed have some credence, as it was what gay rights activist Prageeth Elikigoda of LankaENews was working on prior to his abduction.

This was revealed by his family in late August 2010 after the initial story surrounding his abduction (being a cartoonist who “crossed a line” when producing soft pornographic images insulting the junta family) in January 2010 was exposed in May 2010 as a grotesque lie by the Island Paper.

However, Professor Derrick Pounder, the expert analyst contracted out to study the high resolution images to give his “live” testimony during the programme (and is thus a highly credible source as seen in his earlier work about the Israeli Army in Jenin which was tossed out as ridiculous and baseless) put out the possibility that all the Tamil civilians who were being subjected to this artillery onslaught took it on themselves to huddle around their Australian master in a shield to protect him from death, nobly sacrificing themselves to ensure the truth of the GENOCIDE™ came out.

Speaking on the programme, he noted how heart-warming it was to see that Tamilians still know their place in the world, as the 3^rd class servile coolies they are to white people.

Upon this acknowledgement of the devotion of the Tamilian to his master, many Tamil circles were brimming with joy. What Professor Pounder had cleverly done was indirectly point out something the Sinhalams had forgotten: their place in the world is at the bottom.

It is something lost on them when they rudely gave the metaphorical finger to the emissaries of the West, such as Milliband and Kouchner, when the two deeply concerned gentleman parachuted into Sri Lanka in April 2009 and demanded the Sinhalams allow the LTTE leadership be taken to the Colombo Hilton for the night before being flown out of Sri Lanka to safety.

We here at TamilNet would like to take this moment to thank our UN and humanitarian NGO friends for providing tonnes of equipment and heavy vehicles to build bunkers, airstrips, ships and the glorious giant moving walls of the Vanni used to hem in Tamilian civilians and hold back the incoming hordes of Sinhalams.

We would further like to thank the International Committee of the Red Cross in particular for providing banners to designate certain locations as hospitals where the LTTEs 152mm freedom artillery pieces and ammunition stocks happened to be next to or under (a pure coincidence, of course).

As the days pass there will be more revelations about the on-going GENOCIDE™ and cruel, unfair, unjustified sodomisation of the LTTE leadership with in depth analysis. Stay tuned to TamilNet.

We leave you here exclusive footage of the final battle as unveiled by Channel 4 (viewer discretion desired).

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cH5_QnIjyhg

A report by our special correspondent, the Universal Tamil (TUT).

Rights activists recently took to the streets of Colombo to mark January as a month to remember all Elamistanians slain by the GENOCIDAL™ Government’s security apparatus.

These people braved the angry looks of other “ordinary” citizens and the rage of peeved off drivers whose daily life was rudely interrupted by these freedom champions when they blocked the streets of Colombo to raise awareness within Sorry Lanka and the international community about the ongoing homophobia entrenched into the inferior Sinhaloid culture and society.

The fact that the level of homophobia reached new heights of open murder to quintessential GENOCIDE™ under the Rajafuksya Government is in many ways an open secret. Yet little has been done by the Western nations to condemn or counter this homophobia and other assortment of crimes against gays, lesbians and transgenders perpetrated by the Sinhaloids with impunity. Even the Western media (who normally champion stupid and pointless things in others people’s countries) have chosen to look the other way.

The event was organised by MANgala Samaraweera UNP MP, BareFoot CEO and Founder of Gays & Lesbians Unite, Homosexuality is a Right (Sri Lanka). “I remember the day they came for me, to deny my rights and freedom of sexual orientation when they took Sripathi away. That day still haunts me” said a tearful MANgala at the event.

Other friends of Eelam (FOE) at the many Non-Governmental Organisations operating from Colombo sponsored the event and have spoken quietly about their ordeals in their many “reports” submitted to their white masters for which they are paid an excellent stipend.

“Things have become worse under Rajapakse and there is no end in sight, especially with this war criminal gillmarting© himself into power at every election”, spoke one such FOE on condition of anonymity.

Jehan Perera, well known gay rights activist and strong friend of Eelam, laments “What’s the point in having money to spend when we can’t splash it on our favourite pastime? We have to constantly be watching our backs”.

His partner Pakismoothy agreed “We want something new. I know the ins and outs of Jehan and I’m bored. Whenever our white friends from World Vision or Save the Children visit, we are always the nurse. I’d like to dominate, but we know our place with them: always groveling to anything white.”

However all is not lost, as there are supporters in many obvious and high places within Sorry Lanka such as the United National Party that has for a long time fought for gay rights openly. Their positions as MPs have afforded them safety from the Junta’s hound dogs. Sadly, things suffered a massive set back when Azath Sally exposed the prostitution of boys who join the UNP Youth Wing being given to party seniors as playthings with no cut to those who go out to do the recruiting.  Not getting his fair share, Azath Sally decided to blurt the truth to the media, thus an act of personal vengeance against the UNP set back the gay rights movement by another generation.

“Had the LTTE been successful we’d have the freedom to practice homosexuality openly, this is why I and my party did the best we could to establish a Tamil Free State and we continue to fight for this right every day. Even if it means getting an Iraqi style freedom operation, homosexuality is no crime.”

“The violence you saw within the party by some ‘reformists’ was by those who had given into their primordial anti-homosexual tendencies spurred on by the Rajapakse regime’s propaganda, or motivated by jealousies against me and the need to settle scores. They think nothing about the party or the fact it is my property”, screeched a slightly intoxicated permanent party leader and longest standing presidential hopeful Ranilam Wick when returning from a Trip and Dales themed party at the Norwegian embassy.

A report by our special correspondent- The Universal Tamil (TUT)

TamilNet would like to bring to the attention of our devout readers, the pure-bred peoples of Eelam (greater, lower, actual, global and virtual) and most importantly the association of European origin white masters (i.e. the “international community” who love to stick their fingers into issues not concerning them) one of the hidden GENOCIDES™ perpetrated by the Government of Sorry Lanka, a crime which has remained unspoken of for far too long: HOMOPHOBIA.

While other crimes of the Sinhaloids have been well documented by the international community, including but not limited to:

• The never ended GENOCIDE™ of the Tamil people: culturally, structurally, financially, genetically, cosmetically and astronomically
• denying land and police powers to Tamils
• Allowing Sinhala encroachment and contamination of said Tamil lands by various triumphantalistic holiday tour groups
• carrying out a war on THE TRUTH®
• carrying out a war on journalists dedicated to THE TRUTH®, such as those working hard at Sirasa TV, Sunday Leader
• carrying out a war on punakku outlets
• carrying out a war on pornography and porn sites
• giving the finger to our white masters
• entertaining Chinky people of the People’s Republic of China – well known Tamil haters
• playing hardball with India – also filled with Tamil haters
• promising the 13^th amendment but not fulfilling it

It is saddening to note that the greatest crime of them all has been the secret war on homosexuality which also coalesces into the ongoing pogrom of Tamil GENOCIDE™.  According to homosexual circles, the fact little attention has been given to this crime is much like the situation facing white van abduction victims. Sufferers of this crime are too afraid to speak out, even when they abduct themselves to the safety of Western countries and the social benefit gravy train.

Homosexuality is one of the pillars of Tamil Eelam and it is a long-running cultural tradition of Eelamists, originating from the time the first Eelamish species crawled out of a gutter in Madras (genus: Homodravidian Tamulius) in the 1880s. Sinhalams, who are the very anti-thesis of We Thamizh, naturally engorged themselves with deep seated sentiments of homophobia due to their equally deep seated hatred of We Thamizh that eventually led to GENOCIDAL™ proportions.

Thus it is not surprising that the current Sinhaloid Government composed of the most vicious of the vicious village godayas from Ruhunam lead by war criminal Rajakuksya (a self-confessed ultraorthodox godaya) has engaged in ultra-homophobic policies which has had no bounds. Targeting not just Tamils, but like-minded gay and lesbian Sinhaloids from Colombo going so deep as to even punish paedophilia (another past time shared between the Colombo sinhaloids and Tamils) SHOCKINGLY  involving the arrest and expulsion of many a white master “tourist” too.

A report by our special correspondent- The Universal Tamil (TUT)

Speaking to his devout followers within and out of Sorry Lanka, the Reverend Bishop Rayappu welcomed the second coming of TamilNet as a rapturous event at the start of the year.

The true man of the frock heralded 2012 as the year of new beginning and hope for the world’s stateless. He boasted that the ability of the world’s first, foremost and primary online TRUTH® portal to beat the vicious cyber GENOCIDE™ of the Sinhaloid Government (one of many forms of relentless GENOCIDES™ practised by the Sinhaloids) is a heartening moment for all proud Tamilians and like-minded punnaku outlets. It shows that not just Eelam, but the LTTE itself, can also be resurrected in a similar manner and that the Rajafuksya junta can be thwarted.

Further addressing his congregation at the Church of Miller he told the loyal citizens of Eelam, who were not so fortunate as their brethren elsewhere to catch a boat ride or plane trip to the land of their white masters, to no longer fear their entrapment in Sinhalaistan,

“for there are now ominous signs that the good Lord Prabha with his 40,000 warriors is looking down from Eelam in the sky ready to bring us our pure homOland soon. Just as he brought us back our beloved TamilNet from cyber oblivion, it is merely a matter for our people to Wait And See™ for Eelam and the child brigades to be returned to us.”

He encouraged more credit cards scams, visa rackets and petrol station robberies plus social benefit fraud to fill the LTTEs coffers as done brilliantly before the final war back in 2002-2006 when preparing for said final war.

“We shall bring promise and fulfillment to the rallying calls of our proud youth who screeched from the roof tops, yelled from the streets, beat their chests from the dole queues and defecated on the lawns and sidewalks while ecstatically telling all how rivers of Sinhala blood shall drench the island and cleanse it anew, making the soil rich and pure for a bright new Tamil future at their gatherings, charity events and rallies held throughout the West from Toronto to London to Paris to Oslo to Sydney, back when times were good with the final war upon us; a rallying call that truly brought fear into the souls of those treacherous lazy Sinhaloids! Denial of this to us by the Sinhaloids is a deep injustice where from Geneva to New York we shall seek redress and vengeance”,

the good Bishop proclaimed in evangelical ecstasy.

We here at Tamilnet are proud to be back despite the machinations of the Sinhaloids and we echo the good Bishop’s words, for indeed it was a biblical struggle in the cyber-wilderness but one in which we have succeeded. So can Eelam. So can you.

A report by Dr. Watson Ponnapillai and the TamilNet editorial staff

Recently the UNP working committee has issued a press release denying vicious rumours of the existence of a deep and irreparable rift within the party.

Certain Sinhaloid media outlets reported a state of disturbance in Sirikotha after Ponil won yet another (internal) election within the UNP to remain as party leader, defeating Karu Jayasuriya by 48 votes. However, the UNP has unequivocally denied that their headquarters was attacked by a mob of frustrated pro-reformist UNP supporters who want fresh faces in the party leadership.

“We flatly deny those nonsensical media reports which said there was a disturbance in Sirikotha earlier this week”, said the press release. “On the contrary, every single UNP supporter in the country is very happy with Ponil’s leadership, as demonstrated by him being party leader since 1994. Those reports of a disturbance are completely fabricated. If there was a riot, it was obviously caused by SLFP supporters because they’re a vulgar, uneducated and rowdy lot!”

Going further into the state of unity within the party, the press release said that the UNP has never been more united.

“There is complete and 100% total unity within the UNP”, they said, “As anyone can see, we are all working together to keep Mahinda Rajapakse in power for as long as humanly possible!”

Celebrated movie director and leader of the totally non-racist Naam Thamizhar Iyakkam (We Thamizh Movement), Sebastian Seeman, has been most rudely kicked out of New York airport on health grounds.

Immigration officers at JFK airport in New York stated that Seeman was deported due to health reasons. “We received reports from an incoming passenger aircraft about something smelling extremely foul and stateless aboard. We scrambled fighter jets to escort the aircraft concerned and carried out a thorough investigation for biohazards upon its landing.

This resulted in one passenger from Chennai being taken in for questioning, a much needed shower and a vigorous rubber glove session. Several other passengers also had to be taken to hospital for inhaling toxic fumes”, stated an immigration official who was still wearing a gas mask and hazmat suit.

TamilNet would like to clarify that the official reason given by our American white masters for denying him entry is because he has LTTE links. Tamil political circles reject this entirely because the LTTE is a glorious liberation movement that would never even hurt a fly.

This is also not the first time Seeman has been emitted from the lands of our white masters. Two years ago, Seeman was inhospitably spurted out of Canada for being too stinky. Tamil political triangles surmise that Seeman still has not taken a shower since and that is becoming a major hindrance to his travel arrangements.

Representatives of the peace-loving French and Norwegian factions of the invincible® LTTE have had a cordial exchange of gifts to mark the upcoming Maveerar Naal and Christmas festive season.

This amicable transaction was carried out on the front steps of the Tamil Coordinating Committee’s office in Paris. Leader of the TCC, Nadarajah Matheenthiran alias Parithy aka Regan, was just about to leave for a romantic night on the Champs-Élysées with his two buff bodyguards when their evening stroll was suddenly interrupted by six fellow Tamils.

Those fine gents had come all the way from Oslo just to give Matheenthiran a very friendly Christmas gift in the form of a jolly good bashing. They were so generous that even his two bodyguards received a generous portion of the gifts. After this warm little episode, the humble We Thamizh from Norway followed their own trail of thalathel fumes back to Oslo.

Matheethiran is from the Nediyavan faction (whose leader Nediyavan is currently singing well in a Norwegian jail cell, in anticipation of being extradited to Sri Lanka to take part in Eelam Idol 2012) while the gangstas from Oslo are from the Vinayagam faction.

Speaking about this incident to TamilNet’s geo-political analyst for the Arctic Circle, Vinayagam denied any long-standing rift between the two factions for the diASSpora’s toilet-cleaning remittances and said, “Oh this was conducted within a totally friendly atmosphere! My boys didn’t even ask him for anything in return, only to give me overall financial control of the donations given to us by our ever loving diASSpora, and also to let me organize the Pongu Thamizh in Europe. There is no impending intra-LTTE diASSpora war at all! HEE HAW!”

NATO has decided to send its fighter jets on bombing runs against strategic targets in the United States of America to support the growing Occupy Wall Street rebel movement against the oppressive American authorities.

“We have decided to commence bombing runs in New York, Washington DC and other major American cities. Our jets will target major government infrastructure and military assets”, NATO spokesman Colonel Roland Lavoie told reporters at a press conference.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fockzr7rXys

While stopping short of putting troops on the ground, these air strikes will aid the rebels who are fighting hard to get their voices heard amidst brutal government suppression. Western news networks (aka the free media®) largely ignored the protests until well into their third week. Facebook keeps frantically deleting fan pages, photos and videos about it and Twitter has blocked #OccupyWallStreet from its trending lists. Such are the highly democratic values of The Land of the Free™!

In fact, the free media® blackout of Occupy Wall Street is such that even Nobel Peace Prize winner Barack Obama initially mistook the movement for a pro-democracy struggle in the Middle East and told reporters,

“Yes, I will ensure that these rebels get our fullest support for their noble cause.I have instructed my freedom-loving military to explore all possible paths to affect a regime change in this country and show them the wonders of American-flavoured democracy.”

Immediately afterwards, a panic-stricken Hillary Clinton whispered to him that this was actually taking place on the streets of the United States and that those ‘rebels’ were in fact terrorists hell-bent on anarchy against the sacred American corporatocracy, much to Obama’s surprise.

Starting as a small student protest in New York City, it has grown into a popular movement that has spread to most major cities of the USA and even Canada, much to the chagrin of the White House. Sources close to Wall Street revealed that a similar movement will start in the UK shortly. Unrest is threatening to put a stop to the seven-figure pay packets of corporate executives and the police have stepped in with 100% non-brutal tactics to stop such a catastrophe from befalling their paymasters.

However, the imminent NATO action might put an end to their attempts. The Occupy Wall Street rebels hope to set up a National Transitional Council in the wake of a successful regime change, but there seems no end in sight to the civil unrest in the USA.

Australia’s ruling Labor party and the opposition Liberals have shockingly voted together and downed a motion to suspend GENOCIDAL™ Sri Lanka from the Stolenwealth Commonwealth.

This much-needed motion was brought forward by Mrs. Lee Rhiannon, a totally neutral Greens senator and famed muff-diver in Sydney’s fabulous Oxford Street circuit. Earlier, Senator Rhiannon had convened a closed door round table discussion to beg her fellow white masters to carry out a WAR CRIMES® tribunal on Sri Lanka.

Participants in this 100% unbiased discussion included the spokeswoman for the Australian Tamil Congress, Sam Pari, white master Gordon Weiss (who is trying very hard to sell his book t no one has noticed is in print) and a few other friends of Eelam.

In fact, only the nine Greens senators even voted in favour of the motion while everyone else in the Senate rejected it. A landslide of such embarrassing proportions could only have been orchestrated by the Sinhaloids. Tamil political circles suspect the new Sri Lankan High Commissioner to Australia, Admiral Thisara Samarasinghe, along with certain Sinhaloid lobby groups, to have a hand behind this apparent Senate jilmart©. Representatives from the Transsexual Government of Tamil Eelam are busy ringing up our 2000 international friends and allies to express our outrage at the result and call for international sanctions on Australia.

The fact that the Greens are vital partners of the Labor party’s shaky government is another cause of concern, since Labor still voted against the Greens’ perfectly sensible motion to suspend Sri Lanka from the Stolenwealth Commonwealth of nations. On the bright side, the Greens and the stateless LTTE lobby in Australia deserve to be congratulated for getting the Labor and Liberal parties to finally agree on something.

These two parties usually can’t even agree on what to have for lunch at parliamentary recess, so to get them to unite on none other than our own Eelam issue is a fabulous achievement indeed by the Greens and We Thamizh, further highlighting Tamil ingenuity.