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It Has Been a Year Since You Stopped Crying, Mother
Posted on May 19, 2010 | 61 CommentsMay 18. V-day. Day of glory. Day of triumph. Day of freedom. The day we ascended the summit and regained our rightful place as the premier warriors on Earth. Let us take a moment to celebrate our heroes. -
Sarath Fonseka Writes Top Secret Letter to Channel 4
Posted on March 25, 2010 | 45 CommentsObserve the way His Virtual Excellency makes a most righteous fuss about the lack of air conditioning in his totally spartan apartments. Yes folks, this is the same guy who once mocked the racist homophobic Gotabhaya Rajapakse for sitting in an air conditioned office while he himself led the Sinhaloid Army, Navy, Air Force, Special Task Force and Civil Defence Force single-handedly against our invincible® eligal. -
Anoma Fonseka Wins This Year’s Lt-Colonel Thavam Award
Posted on February 23, 2010 | 46 CommentsTamilNet is proud to announce that Anoma Fonseka, the stylish First Lady of Facebook and wife of currently incarcerated Facebook President of Sri Lanka, Sarath Fonseka, is this year’s winner of the prestigious Thavam best performer of Eelam and Eelam Excellence award. -
Rajan Anna Subjected To RENDITION GENOCIDE™
Posted on February 12, 2010 | 53 Comments[TamilNet, Friday, 12 February 2010, 14:40 GMT] Lost in the frenzy of current political events in Sri Lanka, an under-reported story is that Rajan anna was most brutally abducted and... -
Sinhaloids Arrest Totally Innocent Facebook President of Sri Lanka
Posted on February 10, 2010 | 74 Comments[TamilNet, Wednesday, 10 February 2010, 00:35 GMT] Sacrilege! TamilNet is horrified to report that the Sinhaloid Military Police have taken Sarath Fonseka into custody on several totally bogus charges! The... -
Two Top LTTE Leaders Slain: Cheliyan, Soosai’s Deputy Sea Tiger and Military Spokesman Irasiah Illanthariyan Died (again)
Posted on May 15, 2009 | 49 Comments[TamilNet, Thursday, 14 May 2009, 02:15 GMT] Second in command of the LTTE Sea Tigers had been killed when the Homophobic Sinhala troops of 58 Division captured the earth bund... -
Colonel Jeyam Achieves Eelam and Daya Master and George Shamelessly Surrender!
Posted on April 22, 2009 | 63 CommentsColonel Jeyam Achieves Eelam [TamilNet, Thursday, 23 April 2009, 01:00 GMT] BREAKING NEWS! – More Tragedy in the Tamil Homeland as we have just heard that long time confidante and... -
LTTE Battle Commander Lt. Col. Lawrence Killed
Posted on March 23, 2009 | 90 Comments[TamilNet, Tuesday, 24 March 2009, 01:00 GMT] In tragic news today, highly accurate TamilNet has learned that a top LTTE Northern Battle Commander: Lt. Colonel Lawerence (CODENAME: Cock Gargler) has... -
Irasaiah Ilanthirayan Commits Suicide
Posted on March 21, 2009 | 77 Comments[TamilNet, Saturday, 21 March 2009, 13:00 GMT] Suicidal LTTE Military Spokesman blows head off with Shotgun, rumors of LTTE executing him for fleeing like a Frenchman are completely false. ... -
Sinhaloids GENOCIDE™ More Tamil Civilians at Chalai After-Party
Posted on March 12, 2009 | 65 Comments[TamilNet, Thursday, 12 March 2009, 13:00 GMT] TamilNet can confirm that the Sinhala chauvinists© have totally run rampant in the area south of Chalai after their beach party there. It...