[TamilNet, Thursday, 25 January 2012, 16:45 GMT]
Speaking to his devout followers within and out of Sorry Lanka, the Reverend Bishop Rayappu welcomed the second coming of TamilNet as a rapturous event at the start of the year.
The true man of the frock heralded 2012 as the year of new beginning and hope for the world’s stateless. He boasted that the ability of the world’s first, foremost and primary online TRUTH® portal to beat the vicious cyber GENOCIDE™ of the Sinhaloid Government (one of many forms of relentless GENOCIDES™ practised by the Sinhaloids) is a heartening moment for all proud Tamilians and like-minded punnaku outlets. It shows that not just Eelam, but the LTTE itself, can also be resurrected in a similar manner and that the Rajafuksya junta can be thwarted.
Further addressing his congregation at the Church of Miller he told the loyal citizens of Eelam, who were not so fortunate as their brethren elsewhere to catch a boat ride or plane trip to the land of their white masters, to no longer fear their entrapment in Sinhalaistan,
“for there are now ominous signs that the good Lord Prabha with his 40,000 warriors is looking down from Eelam in the sky ready to bring us our pure homOland soon. Just as he brought us back our beloved TamilNet from cyber oblivion, it is merely a matter for our people to Wait And See™ for Eelam and the child brigades to be returned to us.”
He encouraged more credit cards scams, visa rackets and petrol station robberies plus social benefit fraud to fill the LTTEs coffers as done brilliantly before the final war back in 2002-2006 when preparing for said final war.
“We shall bring promise and fulfillment to the rallying calls of our proud youth who screeched from the roof tops, yelled from the streets, beat their chests from the dole queues and defecated on the lawns and sidewalks while ecstatically telling all how rivers of Sinhala blood shall drench the island and cleanse it anew, making the soil rich and pure for a bright new Tamil future at their gatherings, charity events and rallies held throughout the West from Toronto to London to Paris to Oslo to Sydney, back when times were good with the final war upon us; a rallying call that truly brought fear into the souls of those treacherous lazy Sinhaloids! Denial of this to us by the Sinhaloids is a deep injustice where from Geneva to New York we shall seek redress and vengeance”,
the good Bishop proclaimed in evangelical ecstasy.
We here at Tamilnet are proud to be back despite the machinations of the Sinhaloids and we echo the good Bishop’s words, for indeed it was a biblical struggle in the cyber-wilderness but one in which we have succeeded. So can Eelam. So can you.
A report by Dr. Watson Ponnapillai and the TamilNet editorial staff