[TamilNet, Monday, 21 March 2011, 01:00 GMT]
Barack Obama, winner of the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize, has led the Association of White Masters in a military campaign to share Libya’s oil deposits oust Muammar Gaddafi and bring democracy™ to Libya.
American, French and British warships, submarines and fighter jets launched attacks on Libya to create a no-fly zone, raining democracy down on Gaddafi’s military assets (and the odd civilian lucky enough to be standing under Uncle Sam’s golden shower of liberation). This is part of the USA’s noble and long running quest to spread democracy™, freedom© and liberty® across the globe, as was covered by a TamilNet special report a few months ago.
Nobel Peace Prize winner Barack Obama said, “The use of force is not our first choice. It is not a choice I make lightly. We were hoping the Libyan rebels would oust Gaddafi and establish a sycophantic pro-western government which we could control, but since Gaddafi’s forces were gaining the upper hand I decided to lead my European bros in a glorious campaign to free© the Libyan people and install a nice little puppet regime over there, just like what old Dubya did in Iraq and Afghanistan with such great success. If any Libyan civilians get killed, their families can rest easily knowing that they sacrificed themselves for the greater glory of my oil…sorry, freedom©.”
The Association of White Masters has always stepped in to remove murderous dictators and they always have the interest of the citizens at heart, as can be seen from the way they carried out business with Gaddafi, Mubarak and a host of other Middle Eastern despots for the last few decades.
When a TamilNet journalist asked him why the Association of White Masters did not attack Sri Lanka when the Sinhaloids were GENOCIDING™ the saintly LTTE, our half-white half-black master Obama quickly replied, “Sri Lanka doesn’t have oil, and I didn’t want to be another American president who spent his last days in office counting the bodybags of our soldiers killed in another disastrous jungle warfare campaign overseas…oops, er, crap, shit, I mean…Sri Lanka has always upheld the finest traditions of democracy and we saw no need to develop democracy there. That is all. Have a good day.”
Saying that, the Nobel Peace Prize winner scurried off to direct the war he had started against Libya.