[TamilNet, Monday, 17 January 2011, 01:00 GMT]
TamilNet has uncovered undeniable and 100% non-doctored evidence to prove that Sinhaloid soldiers have gone back in time to commit TIME TRAVEL GENOCIDE™ on We Thamizh!
The original article, dated 14 January 2011, gleefully reveals exactly how Sinhaloid soldiers tore a hole in the space-time continuum, went back to July 2007, killed an innocent Tamil father of five and threw his body down a well. The fact that he, a certain Mr. Amirtharajah, had been officially declared missing only on January 1st 2011 shows that he was reported missing 3 and a half years after he died, obviously murdered by the Sinhaloids and definitely not by the saintly LTTE who have NEVER killed any Tamils.
His children have already lost their mother so losing their father not once, but twice, has been a very cruel blow. The eldest boy said to TamilNet, ‘We are devastated! It’s bad enough that the Sinhalams abducted Appa two weeks ago, but why did they have to kill him three and a half years ago? We’re afraid that they’ll go back in time and kill our mother again too.’
Tamil political circles surmise that they stole Thalaivar’s time teleportation machine, created by the ingenious Tamil minds at the Ministry of Science, Technology and innovations of Eelam. Faithful readers of TamilNet will remember that this was first used by the LTTE to transport the body of an Iraqi insurgent who died in Iraq in 2006 all the way to Mannar in February 2008, and it was used in further time travel escapades as highlighted on Tamilnet. The Sinhaloids seem to have used this machine to go back in time to July 2007 and commit GENOCIDE™.
This development is extremely ominous for the Eelam cause. The Sinhaloids could go back in time to late 1953, when Thalaivar was but a little sperm cell swimming around in his Malayali father’s scrotum, and kill him and his wife a la Terminator! Worse, they could go back in time and sink all those ships that were transporting millions and millions of We Thamizh from India to Sri Lanka to work as loving coolies for our wonderful white masters! Or they could even go way back 2000 years and *gasp* destroy the Chola empire, our great-granddaddies! SHOCK!
TamilNet congratulates the journalistic sleuths who have exposed the Sinhaloids’ evil plans for domination and we hope to give you more such stories about their time travelling adventures.
TamilNet’s faithful readers in Sri Lanka can read the original article here.