[TamilNet, Monday, 25 October 2010, 01:20 GMT]
The super smart sleuths of that beacon of journalistic integrity, British Tamil Forum, have obtained exclusive, 1000% genuine photographs which clearly show totally innocent LTTE kazhuthais with hands tied behind their back being taken for a twilit walk against their will by Sinhaloid soldiers- irrefutable proof of a heinous Crime Against Humanity©.

Bleeding heart human rights crybabies are demanding the 110% Sinhala Only government to maintain credibility and punish the soldiers responsible for this gross WAR CRIME®. We Thamizh groups are requesting their community to identify the men in the photos whose hands are tied.
Suren Surendiran, the highly intelligent chairman of the British Kazhuthai Forum, made the following hee-haw regarding the issue, “It is clear that these LTTE prisoners were being taken for a walk in the park against their will. Though the authenticity of the photographs cannot be proven, they provide clear evidence that EVENING STROLL GENOCIDE™ has occurred.That shows blatant disregard to general governance and rule of law, which our late Sun Goat was always very concerned about. We request our white masters and the United Nations to urgently investigate these gruesome photographs and press sanctions on Sri Lanka.”

Observers believe that this mounting 5-star evidence by Lanka Punakku Web will make it impossible for the Sinhaloids to resist international call for an international investigation into alleged war crimes. Tamil Circles believes that this latest evidence and the fact that there are more photos with officers clearly identified will send shivers in the ranks and some officers might even seek early retirement, such is the sheer brilliance of Lanka Punakku Web’s stellar journalists! Our good friend Ponil even made an offering to the Bo tree to hasten the government’s demise, only for it to be sabotaged by his evil political opponents as usual.

In fact, a senior source from the Indian establishment (the same ‘senior source’ who expertly maintained that the LTTE would never be defeated) told our correspondent in confidence that it is just a matter of time before the GENOCIDAL™ regime in Sri Lanka has to give in to the demand, just like they gave in to our totally successful demands to stop the war.

We at TamilNet, and the entire Eelam kazhuthai community at large, greatly appreciate the efforts of Lanka Punakku Web to undermine their own soldiers to this extent in order to gain cheap political mileage for their paymasters. Please keep up the great work, fellow donkeys!
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