Real Donkey Blows Himself Up!

[TamilNet, Wednesday, 19 May 2010, 15:05 GMT]

For the average Tamil Eelam supporter it may seem like this is a depressing time to live. The Sinhala are continuing their unstoppable GENOCIDE™ of the Tamil people, Tamil Only lands are being overrun by the Sinhala vermin, Sinhala civilians are using public transport freely and No Donkeys have blown themselves up for more than one year.


But all is not lost. In the Gaza Boarder in Palestine on the 25th of March 2010 an actual donkey blew himself up. The Donkey in question was blown up by a small Syrian Liberation REBEL group against the Israeli Defense force personnel.  This donkey was carrying 400 pounds of explosives but in true donkey fashion failed to kill anyone except himself.

At this point in time it is not clear yet if the Palestine REBELS have hired previous LTTE Black Tigers. But according to our sources there is a large possibility of that happening.

“After all Tamils are the Victim of GENOCIDE™ in their own country, the same way Palestinians are the victims of GENOCIDE™ in their own country”

said Visvanathan Rudrakumaran, Acting Thalaivar of the Tamil Eelam people said while taking a break from working for the Tamil Transsexual Government.

This is indeed a clear example that the rest of the world are using methods devised by Tamil Ingenuity; Literally. It is clear to TamilNet that, if the Palestine liberation organizations continue following the path paved by the LTTE they are bound to succeed.