Sinhaloid Thugs Demolish Lt-Col. Thileepan’s Memorial, Commit DOUBLE EELAM WHOPPER GENOCIDE™

[TamilNet, Tuesday, 27 April 2010, 00:30 GMT]

Tamilnet regrets to inform our totally well-informed readers that a vast rampaging horde of Sinhaloid thugs in uniform have inflicted catastrophic damage on the memorial statue of Rt. Hon. Lt-Col. Thileepan!

We protest this wanton act of DOUBLE EELAM WHOPPER GENOCIDE™! The late Thileepan was the pioneer of the McHunger Strike™ (though he did take it a tad too seriously) and his favorite dish was the famous Double Eelam Whopper (with a side of wadei). A statue was built with the 100% approval of the people of Jaffna to commemorate his epic fast. But now the Sinhaloid thug army has GENOCIDED™ it!

Totally reliable witnesses told TamilNet that a gang of about 1000 Sinhaloids armed with automatic weapons and GENOCIDAL™ INTENT poured into the ground and committed unprintable atrocities on the poor statue. A certain witness who did not wish to be named told TamilNet, ‘Some of them even came in bulldozers and caterpillars. It was horrible to see! Just watching it made me feel a little bit GENOCIDED™.’

Not only did they sabotage the statue, but they have removed it and thrown it into the rubbish heap where it totally doesn’t belong! This is not the first time this has happened to his statue (which is evidently much loved by the people of Jaffna).  This only goes to prove that not even Tamil statues can expect to live decently in Sri Lanka, so what chance does a Tamil civilian have?