Eelamish Person Tries to Punch Basil Rajapaksa

[TamilNet, Friday, 30 April 2010, 03:30 GMT]

The latest and hottest News buzz in Sri Lanka is about how a Tamil Eelamish Person at the Dehiwela zoo tried to punch Economic Development minister and presidential sibling Basil Rajapakse.


The Rajapaksa brothers may have hunted down the ferocious Tigers on the war front and beaten the mighty Elephants in politics, but yesterday, one of them was almost floored by an ordinary Eelamish person. Basil apparently managed to avoid the blow and has had a hearty laugh about it.

The newly appointed Minister Basis Rajapaksa had a close shave when an Eelamish person he was trying to molest at the Dehiwala Zoo all of a sudden it aimed a blow at him. Basil demonstrated that besides political acumen he had reflexes in spite of his graying hair. He ducked and then laughed aloud. The Tamil of Eelam citizen gave a puzzled look as he was rushed back into its cage probably wondering why the Genocidal Sinhala’s always seems to be one step ahead of them in recent times.

The righteous attack had come as a result of the 100% un-exaggerated Genocide™ of the Eelamish people by Basil’s Sinhala Overlord brother Mahinda Rajapakse.  Having sensed Evil, the Eelamish person lashed out in self defense (and also in self determination/Right to Protect) at the Sinhala homophobe. Unfazed Basil resumed his tour of the zoo exchanging pleasantries with the Zoo officials.

However, in all good humour, Rajapakse had a good laugh while the Eelamistinian was immediately GENOCIDED™ away to Boosa.