[TamilNet, Thursday, 04 March 2010, 01:15 GMT]
As our readership is well aware of there have been countless Tamil democratic ventures around the world to achieve Tamil Eelam. These Tamil only® supreme democratic efforts© all around the world are in no way caused by the dwindling war chest of our Tamil only sole representatives®, due to minor setbacks suffered at the hands of the very GENOCIDAL™ Sinhaloids, nor is it an after effect of our Desiya Thalaivar, King, Queen and the greatest Faggot of Tamil Eelam™ attaining Eelam on the Nandikandal lagoon.
These Tamil democratic enterprises were well attended by White Masters people in groves as superior observers (all bought and paid for by your janitor wages, of course). We the Dalit Tamilians of Tamil only Eelam have been very fond of White Masters folks ever since the Portuguese people came and captured Jaffna through 100% non-violent and very peaceful means. Since then we the superior Kallathoni Tamilians have come to love and serve White skinned superior Masters people, namely the Portugese, the Dutch and the British respectively. We Sakkili Thamizh have scrubbed toilets and shined shoes of the White Masters people and remained their favourite pets for over 500 years much to the envy of the Sinhaloids. And due to such a close relationship the White Masters people to this day remain an integral part of our democratic endevours.
While some extremely racist people would question the validity of such incredibly democratic exercises by us the countryless Tamilians to divide a multi-ethnic country along the racial lines based on the asspirations of we the Kallathoni Tamils alone and to give us Tamilians a country devoid of Sinhala munihas, so that we can marry our own cousins and practice inbreeding, is both logical and reasonable. After all G.G. Ponambalam asking for 50% representation for a less than 20% minority (which did not include the low caste Estate Tamils) can be sited as another great example of Tamil
democrazy in action.
It is also extremely rational to demand one third (1/3) of the land mass and two thirds (2/3) of the coastal line for a population of almost 5% of the total population. Questions as to whether Tamils living outside of the demarcated Tamil Eelam in Sinhala only Sri Lanka such as the Estate working low caste Tamils, who are not fit enough to sit with us or drink out of the same cups as we the superior caste Tamils drink from or the Colombo dwelling Wellwatta Tamils are of minor concern.
The possibility exist that these Tamil dominated areas could be named greater Eelam areas which we the Eelamisthanis were in occupation while dinosaurs roamed the earth. And Muslims living inside Tamil only Eelam areas will be given the glorious and non negotiable Kaththankudi treatment upon the creation of Tamil only Eelam.
These infinitely democratic exercises saw the participation of many Tamil commode scrubbers, shoe shiners, waiters, porters and gas pump operators throughout the world. Attendance was as high as 2000%. All those who attended unanimously voted for the creation of Tamil only Eelam. Therefore it is plausible to believe that these Tamilians most surely will leave their greener pastures and come reside in Tamil only Eelam once it is achieved SOON™, giving up the “War Refugee status” which they have enjoyed for so long.
While the extremely racist Sinhaloids expect us to embrace the all inclusive and very racist ‘Sri Lankan’ identity we the dalit Tamilains know better. It is evident from the billions and trillions of archeological sites (which are yet to be found) and from the totally non-fictitious, totally non-cooked up and incredibly believable history vastly sourced and provided by our sole representatives® that Tamil only Eelam and Tamil only Eelam alone has existed for zillions of years.
In fact the Hollywood produced movie 10000 B.C. was loosely based on the Tamils who inhabited Tamil Eelam during the pre-historic era. This is absolute evidence that Tamilians were in occupation of Eelam (Sri Lanka) and there were Tamil settlements long before the Sinhaloids encroached upon our Tamil Homoland. As such we the Tamilians deserve, if not demand, to be treated ‘Special’ over and above the Genocidel Sinhahloids and the Muslimian vermins.
It should be ‘Nandikandal’ clear to anyone who has read thus far why we the extremely “Special” Tamils deserve and are engaged in totally non-beggar like 101% democratic Tamil only referendums for the creation of Tamil Homoland. Therefore I do not wish to waste any more cyber space (Virtual Eelam), rather conclude with a little Eelam prayer.
Let’s hope and pray we the incredibly “Special” Kallathoni Tamilians achieve our diabolical, nefarious asspiration of Tamil only Eelam. In addition let us also pray that the white Masters people would have regular and frequent bowel motion during this time of economic upheaval.
Aadvane Hanuma (Amen)!
Prof. Meapaiyah Pakatakaram Ponnarajah aka. MPP