Sarath Fonskea Successfully Concludes Quick Fast-Unto-Death Performance between Breakfast and Lunch

[TamilNet, Thursday, 11 March 2010, 00:30 GMT]

Success! The Rt. Hon. Facebook President of Sri Lanka has completed his totally genuine McHunger Strike™ after the Sinhaloid authorities agreed to return his phone to him.

As we mentioned in our previous article, Sarath Fonseka’s phone was confiscated from him after the silly operators at Mobitel mistakenly connected him to the US State Department instead of to his daughters in Oklahoma. The Facebook President then promptly launched a quick-fast-unto death in between breakfast and lunch until he got his phone back.

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, and We Thamizh are deeply flattered to see him emulating our 100% successful McHunger Strikes™. In fact, just about every Sinhaloid who supports the UNP and JVP are copying We Thamizh nowadays by going on McHunger Strikes™, protesting in the streets and signing online petitions. It is only a matter of time until one of them takes a dip in kerosene and lights up like a Christmas tree.

Image: SF's Money

Anoma Fonseka, the gracious First Lady of Facebook, is delighted that her ever loving husband can finally call Hillary Clinton their daughters under the watchful eye of the Sinhaloids. She urges their totally patriotic supporters ‘not to betray dignity for money’. Given that this is coming from a proud patriot as the First lady of Facebook, this is totally wise and non-hypocritical advice indeed!