[TamilNet, Thursday, 25 March 2010, 13:00 GMT]
His Virtual Excellency the Rt. Hon. Facebook President of Sri Lanka has written a highly classified letter to the highly impartial Channel 4 punakku outlet.
We are completely sure that this printed letter was written by the Facebook President himself because there is totally a computer and printer in his current accommodation. We assure you that it was not written by one of his comrades in the JVP. No doubt at all!
Observe the way His Virtual Excellency makes a most righteous fuss about the lack of air conditioning in his totally spartan apartments. Yes folks, this is the same guy who once mocked the racist homophobic Gotabhaya Rajapakse for sitting in an air conditioned office while he himself led the Sinhaloid Army, Navy, Air Force, Special Task Force and Civil Defence Force single-handedly against our invincible® eligal. But he has all the right to complain about the lack of AC in his quarters because he is the SOLE VICTOR® of the war and that GENOCIDAL™ Gotabhaya was never a soldier and he just hung around his plush office with his boots up on his desk.
The Rt. Hon. Facebook President also alleges that the Sinhala Overlord Mahinda Rajapakse is totally jealous of him because His Virtual Excellency- and here’s a little secret- actually got MORE votes than the GENOCIDAL™ Sinhala Overlord did! Oh yes! Sarath Fonseka counted the votes himself, which is why he is so sure he won.
He fact that His Virtual Excellency wrote to Channel 4 proves just how patriotic he has now become. Channel 4, just like the Times, is run by the Foreign Office of our British white masters and they always have the interests of the Sinhaloids at heart.