[TamilNet, Wednesday, 31 March 2010, 14:15 GMT]
In yet another act of Genocide™, the 100% non-terror spreading voice of Eelam MBC/MTV (pvt) Ltd. has been attacked by a Sinhala mob.
Background
Maharaja Broadcasting Corporation owned by a group of low-caste Street pooping Indian Tamils is the last remaining set of Media (punakku) outlets of Eelam still in operation. Sirasa TV is one of the television stations spreading Hee-Haw message among Sinhala masses. Fondly known among the Sinhalese as “Koti Sirasa”, it is renowned for its undying support of the LTTE freedom fighting©.
Sirasa TV’s news broadcast Eelam1st even went to the extent of directly quoting our glorious Grade 5 drop-out of a Soorya Thevan Desiya Thalaivar Rt. Rev. Hon. Velupillai Prabhakaran.
Shakthi TV, another television station owned by the Kallathoni MBC Ltd., gave full video courtesy to our Thalaivar’s Mahaveer Nai speech during the CFA period. While no other television station reported passing of our glorious leader Hon. Velupillai Prabhakaran’s father into realm of Eelam, Capital Maharaja Media outlets made it a point to report this extremely important event.
Due to such courageous acts of support for Tamil only Eelam and spreading of the TRUTH©, Maharaja Limited has incurred the wrath of the Sinhala Lanka’s most Homophobic Defense Secretary Gotabhaya Rajapakse
Stoned
On that fateful day of March 22 a group of Sinhaloids arrived at Maharaja Inc. in a Kelaniya Bus™ ditching their normal modus of transportation: THE WHITE VAN. Imitating Toilet Slipper Brigade of the LTTE the alleged protesters were mostly clad in Toilet Slippers (not an indication that they were ordinary people).
Upon the arrival the alleged group of protesters started stoning the last remaining vestige of Eelam media, injuring non-treacherous Sinhalese workers of Maharaja and Maharaja’s assets. This clearly is an indication that Free Eelamish media cannot operate unchallenged in Sri Lanka no longer.
Unable to withstand the stoning Maharaja employees quickly stepped into action turning the high pressure water hoses on the Sinhalese mob. However the Sinhalese alleged protesters-cum-mobsters seemed all but impervious to water, unlike people of Eelamisthani origins and continued stoning and causing further damage to Eelam media.
In an attempt to subdue the Sinhaloid mob Maharaja workers launched a Counter Stoning at which the Sinhaloid mobsters conducted a tactical withdrawal due to lack of shelter.
Response
On the following day this event was telecasted throughout primetime news slots of Eelam media in a prime crybaby session. Crybaby session featured few Maharaja non-treacherous Sinhaloid workers wailing over the stoning incident. A non-treacherous Sinhaloid Billy Boy of Eelam said “My stomach is more important than this country therefore I will do anything to protect and serve this Kallathoni Company at any cost.”
A non-treacherous Sinhaloid Tea Boy commenting on this horrendous event said “I’m a village boy; I’m not saying that to gain sympathy. But I’m a village boy, while other village boys joined the Army, Navy and Air Force and became Heroes; I was busy serving tea at Maharaja. If Capital Maharaja closes and leave who am I gonna serve tea to? So we need to protect Maharaja at any cost.”
All Maharaja employees faces were censored to protect them from possible Kelaniya Bus passengers™.
You too can help protect Eelam Media by informing Capital Maharaja of any suspicious DSI Slipper wearing Kelaniya Bus Passangers™ on this number and be a non-treacherous Sinhaloid.
011-TERROR-TV
Prof. Meapaiyah Pakatakaram Ponnarajah aka. MPP
In yet another act of Genocide™, the 100% non-terror spreading voice of Eelam MBC/MTV (pvt) Ltd. has been attacked by a Sinhala mob.
Background
Maharaja Broadcasting Corporation owned by a group of low-caste Street pooping Indian Tamils is the last remaining set of Media (punakku) outlets of Eelam still in operation. Sirasa TV is one of the television stations spreading Hee-Haw message among Sinhala masses. Fondly known among the Sinhalese as “Koti Sirasa”, it is renowned for its undying support of the LTTE freedom fighting©.
Sirasa TV’s news broadcast Eelam1st even went to the extent of directly quoting our glorious Grade 5 drop-out of a Soorya Thevan Desiya Thalaivar Rt. Rev. Hon. Velupillai Prabhakaran. (video hyperlink: http://youtube.com/watch?v=nCz-yANXTmY)
Shakthi TV, another television station owned by the Kallathoni MBC Ltd., gave full video courtesy to our Thalaivar’s Mahaveer Nai speech during the CFA period. While no other television station reported passing of our glorious leader Hon. Velupillai Prabhakaran’s father into realm of Eelam, Capital Maharaja Media outlets made it a point to report this extremely important event.
Due to such courageous acts of support for Tamil only Eelam and spreading of the TRUTH©, Maharaja Limited has incurred the wrath of the Sinhala Lanka’s most Homophobic Defense Secretary Gotabhaya Rajapakse (video hyperlink: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZOM0-yBwqE)
Stoned
On that fateful day of March 22 a group of Sinhaloids arrived at Maharaja Inc. in a Kelaniya Bus™ ditching their normal modus of transportation: THE WHITE VAN. Imitating Toilet Slipper Brigade of the LTTE the alleged protesters were mostly clad in Toilet Slippers (not an indication that they were ordinary people).
Upon the arrival the alleged group of protesters started stoning the last remaining vestige of Eelam media, injuring non-treacherous Sinhalese workers of Maharaja and Maharaja’s assets. This clearly is an indication that Free Eelamish media cannot operate unchallenged in Sri Lanka no longer.
Unable to withstand the stoning Maharaja employees quickly stepped into action turning the high pressure water hoses on the Sinhalese mob. However the Sinhalese alleged protesters-cum-mobsters seemed all but impervious to water, unlike people of Eelamisthani origins and continued stoning and causing further damage to Eelam media.
In an attempt to subdue the Sinhaloid mob Maharaja workers launched a Counter Stoning at which the Sinhaloid mobsters conducted a tactical withdrawal due to lack of shelter.
Response
On the following day this event was telecasted throughout primetime news slots of Eelam media in a prime crybaby session. Crybaby session featured few Maharaja non-treacherous Sinhaloid workers wailing over the stoning incident. A non-treacherous Sinhaloid Billy Boy of Eelam said “My stomach is more important than this country therefore I will do anything to protect and serve this Kallathoni Company at any cost.”
A non-treacherous Sinhaloid Tea Boy commenting on this horrendous event said “I’m a village boy; I’m not saying that to gain sympathy. But I’m a village boy, while other village boys joined the Army, Navy and Air Force and became Heroes; I was busy serving tea at Maharaja. If Capital Maharaja closes and leave who am I gonna serve tea to? So we need to protect Maharaja at any cost.”
All Maharaja employees faces were censored to protect them from possible Kelaniya Bus passengers™.
You too can help protect Eelam Media by informing Capital Maharaja of any suspicious DSI Slipper wearing Kelaniya Bus Passangers™ on this number and be a non-treacherous Sinhaloid.
011-TERROR-TV
Prof. Meapaiyah Pakatakaram Ponnarajah aka. MPP