Sinhaloids Arrest Totally Innocent Facebook President of Sri Lanka

[TamilNet, Wednesday, 10 February 2010, 00:35 GMT]

Sacrilege! TamilNet is horrified to report that the Sinhaloid Military Police have taken Sarath Fonseka into custody on several totally bogus charges!

The charges are as follows:

  • Politicking whilst in uniform
  • Conspiring against the Commander-in-Chief whilst in Service,
  • Harboring more than 1,500 deserters whilst on service,
  • Corrupt practices in relating to military procurements
Image: Fonseka Mug Shot

Fonseka's Mug Shot

This is a grave miscarriage of justice since everyone knows that Sarath Fonseka is totally not guilty of any of those allegations! He was even gloriously sworn in as the Facebook President of Sri Lanka by those gay little Colombians just after the election. How can a clean and popular guy like the Facebook President be like this? We repeat: this is obviously a grave miscarriage of justice!

The government of the Sinhaloid Juggernaut Mahinda Rajapakse says that our Right Honorable Facebook President (and also new Sun Goat of Tamil Eelam) was arrested while he was plotting a coup and also the possible assassination of said Sinhaloid juggernaut and his family. This too is an utter LIE because Sarath Fonseka is not a vengeful man at all and wouldn’t have even dreamed of doing such a horrible thing. Never never never! The TRUTH® is that he and his friends in the P. Alliance were attending the somber funeral of a dear friend who was brutally murdered by the state on January 27.

Image: Fonseka The death of the Goose

Fonseka's dear friend

They also point out to an interview he gave a few hours before his arrest where he said he was willing to testify to our white masters about war criems® committed by his former boss and colleagues, like the true patriot that he now is.

The entire Eelam community, and our friends the Colombians, are in shock at this outrageous development. We all urge our white masters to invade Sri Lanka and save our Facebook President (and they could also give us Eelam while they’re at it, pretty please).