[TamilNet, Friday, 12 February 2010, 14:40 GMT]
Lost in the frenzy of current political events in Sri Lanka, an under-reported story is that Rajan anna was most brutally abducted and RENDITION GENOCIDED™ to Sri Langa by beastly Sinhaloid intelligence agents.

The abduction took place in late January when demonic Sinhaloid yakkas captured Rajan anna from an unspecified foreign country and forced him to take part in the latest season of Eelam Idol. The totally innocent Rajan was on the Sinhaloids’ most wanted list as he was involved in the completely harmless activities of supplying weapons, vehicles, gerbils, dildos and lube to our Thalaivar (the old Thalaivar, not the new one) during the war, which We Thamizh of course won.
It can be seen that the Sinhaloids still haven’t stopped GENOCIDING™ We Tamils. They are developing a nasty habit of sending their agents overseas to GENOCIDE™ us in our own homes. TamilNet warns our readers to be vigilant and always keep an eye out for suspicious yakkas.