[TamilNet, Tuesday, 17 February 2010, 18:10 GMT]
TamilNet is proud to announce that Anoma Fonseka, the stylish First Lady of Facebook and wife of currently incarcerated Facebook President of Sri Lanka, Sarath Fonseka, is this year’s winner of the prestigious Thavam best performer of Eelam and Eelam Excellence award.
Mrs Fonseka has outdone all nominees with her excellent acting abilities, far surpassing all expectations and that of our eelam thangatchies who would always roll around on the floor and cry whenever a camera is around (bonus points received if a man or woman from the Association of White Masters is holding said camera).
What a heartfelt display Mrs Fonseka gave, telling us the 100% TRUTH® over the horrific ordeal she had to undergo when her husband was totally illegally abducted and illegally detained by the VENGEFUL illegitimate regime of Sinhaloid juggernaut Mahinda Rajapakshe
When poor Anoma was woken in the middle of her night night and told by the Sinhaloid Military Police that her husband had been abducted by them and asked whether she would like to see him in the dungeon they have confined him within, she eloquently responded: “You para balla, why did you wake me? I need to get my beauty sleep. I do not care if that pissu kalawedda is dead, he is of no use for me. I wanted to be first lady. Feed him to all those starved We Tamilz he ordered into Welikada, for all I care”.
When RUDELY interrupted by the inconsiderate Sinhaloid detention and abduction officer who told her that the 100% innocent Facebook president Sarath had been disappeared on bogus charges of treason, attempted military coup, and plans to arrest Tamil GENOCIDING™ Rajapakshe junta leaders (which were highly non-comically serious charges) and thus it was of importance for her to see him immediately, she laughed loudly:
“Its 11pm gobeya, you think I am getting out of bed now to go see him? I just spent the last 3 hours unclogging the bath and sink which got blocked thanks to the US Dollar bath I had and the notes stuffed the pipes. I am tired, I will see him tomorrow after I see the media to discuss this”.
Shocked, the Sinhaliod oppression enforcers left. The next day a tearful Mrs Anoma Fonseka gave a stellar performance that would have brought tears of envy to us donkey Tamils for we never cried so passionately. Even cold hard Tamil hate-filled Sinhaloids everywhere, rumoured to include the Junta as well(!) were so heart-broken and shocked into a fit of rage that they carried out a perfectly justified totally peaceful non-violent walk about in the 100% correct direction of the Sinhaloids kangaroo court complexes in Hultsdorp.
When protesting over something in Sorry Lanka, that is obviously the place you legitimately end up: hurling stones, petrol bombs, using foul language, attacking private and public property and showing the Police who’s boss. This behavior is totally becoming of our good friends the Colombians and their lackeys.
Many We Thamizh thought it was a 100% genuine protest; perhaps a Sinhaloid uprising against the oppressive dictatorship of the Rajapakshe junta was taking place! Oh how excited were we here at TamilNet that friend of Eelam Ranil Wickremalingam might be able to come to power, free Gonseka and let his bullets of rain bless Sorry Lanka. Even our white masters in Europe and America got giddy with hope. The JVP’s hired losers and bussed in supporters totally had nothing to do with it. At least we thought at first, only to be disappointed later. There was SOME good news in the form of earlier Sinhaloid war criminal Premadasa’s clock towers being destroyed in Galle which was indeed a source of comfort.
“I do not know where my husband is, even though they told me right after his arrest”
cried Anoma.
“I have not been able to see him, even though they told me where he was after coming to see me immediately after his abduction –they tried to phone but I accidentally unplugged the receiver. I was in such a state that I even tripped over the cordless phone. My husband has been treated like a wild animal -well that is the way he behaves”
wailed poor Anoma in another flutter of tears.
Who would question these tears of TRUTH®? Generating a protest and outrage, maybe some We Thamizh-style sympathy and sense of being the VICTIM would be natural, especially with a women who can smile one minute and then within seconds of a camera panning in her eye have tears fall like a shoddy dam built by Celyonco Ltd during a monsoon (Dr. Watson says that she has highly sensitive infra red and microwave receptive eyes thus having all those cameras pointing at her during the 100% legitimate and justified protest triggered the tears –and to think We Thamizh deliberately crash to the floor to inflict physical harm to get the pain tears going when a genetic abnormality is the best trick).
Nevertheless a truly brilliant performance by Anoma Fonseka, she had everyone totally fooled! Well done! You truly deserve this coveted Lt. Col Thava (Thavam) award for Best Performance and Eelam Excellence for the services you and the Facebook President have rendered for the Tamiz donkey cause in these recent difficult times.
We here at TamilNet salute you!