Rio de Janeiro Commits OLYMPIC GENOCIDE™! Sinhaloid Involvement Suspected

[TamilNet, Monday, 12 October 2009, 01:00 GMT] 

Committing a GENOCIDE™ of Olympic proportions, the Brazilian city of Rio de Janeiro has stolen the hosting rights for the 2016 Olympic Games from Tamil Eelam!

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The 2016 Tamil Eelam Olympics were destined to be the greatest spectacle of sporting achievement ever! As we had pointed out in our earlier article about our bid, Tamil Eelam’s athletes were well prepared for the marathon™ and other athletic events in which they excel. But alas, it was not to be as Rio de Janeiro has crept in and stolen what was rightfully ours!

But we suspect foul play at work here. The Japanese Prime Minister failed to get Tokyo the nod. The King of Spain could not get Madrid the Games. Even our almighty half-black half-white master Barack Obama himself could not help his own hometown Chicago get the Olympics! Obviously there is something very wrong here! What could it be?

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THE SINHALOIDS, OF COURSE! It should have been palpable from the start! Those vile sub-human creatures are always plotting to bring We Thamizh down! It is clear to the Tamil Eelam Olympic Committee (TEOC) that the Sinhaloids have worked hand in hand with the Brazilians to engineer South America’s first Olympic Games, taking away what should have been ours by divine right (some things will never change)!

We can understand how Tokyo, Madrid, and Chicago were ignored, but seriously, how could the International Olympic Committee overlook the great Tamil Eelam? Sure the Sinhaloids may be occupying it now, but the LTTE will surely rise up from the dead, launch Eelam War 5 and win back Tamil Eelam for us SOON! We would have been ready by 2016! It’s just not fair! Andawane Muruga!