[TamilNet, Saturday, 27 June 2009, 04:30 GMT]
Our beloved friend of No-Way Mr. Erik Solheim talks “hard” (to BBC) with his mouth and arse hole. It’s difficult to know which one of the orifices he is using. Having
been with our Thalivar on many occasions he has at last mastered the
Eelam language, talking through the anus and of course Cunnilingus,
which is the same as the dialect of Tamil spoken by We Donkey Tamils of
Eelam. These basic facts of “life’s confusion” is the joy of living
(and dying), according to our Thalivar’s philosophy. Our sun-dog, you
see, couldn’t differentiate one from the other either.
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Eric wants a peaceful world for his three year old daughter. We Eelamists can sort that out for him as we are now resident in his backyard (and backside). For a start would she like some white powder from us? Supplied by Katapuka (KP)?.
Dear Eric, we don’t want to go back to that awful Sinhaloid island, but want to stay with you. Pleased with that idea, aren’t you? All you need is our vote. Eric dear, sorry we now cannot give you fishing rights in the North-East of Sri Lanka nor enable you to prospect for oil in the Indian Ocean. But then you have our juvenile thugs who you allowed to run amok in the Sinhaloid embassy. They will grow up to be fine Norwegian citizens.
We would like to annex most of Norway as the hordes of Donkeys grow in number. We breed like, like … Donkeys really. But you don’t mind, do you? You are so unlike the Neo-Nazi Belgians and Dutch who are paranoid about us toilet cleaner hordes. Perhaps in future your countryman might become more intolerant, and us more incontinent. However by then we would have annexed your country fully into an Eelam, including the fjords Slarti Blartfast so cleverly designed for you.
Like your ancestor Vikings we too are very good pirates and criminals. You will feel very much at home with us. Your home is our home. Thank you Eric, thank you very much.
In future you won’t need to travel so far to meet nasty terrorists or very kind benevolent freedom fighter leaders like Velupillai Prabhakaran when you can have them at home, as a ‘home grown species’ to keep you busy.
We LTTE are very democratic and reasonable. I am certain you knew that almost instinctively when you came to talk to our Lord God Velupillai Prabhakaran. We like your philosophy and you did mention the need to go on negotiating till one’s jaw dislocates, like say if your daughter were to be kidnapped by criminals. Perhaps we could offer you and your countryman that sort of experience as well. You’ll never know!
You will scream but no one will hear when we crush your goolies or twist your balls!!
Volunteer Correspondent ThamilChinguliya Hybrid