Gold Member Status Achieved!
[TamilNet, Friday, 12 June 2009, 16:30 GMT]
Friend of Eelam and Former Colonial Master Bob Rae took a quick trip round the world earlier this week stopping briefly in Sri Lanka (which currently occupies the Eelam Territories) to have a quick chat with the local authorities of the Airport before hurriedly boarding a plane back to Ottawa.
Mr. Rae who is a Liberal Party MP and a vocal critic of the Sri Lankan government and their 100% Credible and Un-exaggerated GENOCIDE™ of the Eelamish People said that he had to take the Trip in order to accumulate the necessary Frequent Flyer miles to maintain his GOLD MEMBER STATUS on Air Canada. Sri Lanka being 12,000 miles away was the perfect opportunity to rack up the necessary 24,000 miles to keep Mr. Rae in his Premium Status for future travel.
As you know the coveted Gold Member Status is hard to come by and thus once achieved it allows for Frequent Flyers like Bob Rae to receive Free Upgrades to First Class Seats, priority Bookings, Extra Luggage allowances and exclusive use of Airport Private Lounges all around the world.
Mr. Rae who is used to flying First Class at the expense of his mostly Tamil Constituents in Canada was so excited upon achieving the Gold Status decided to give several Canadian Radio Stations phone interviews to express his delight in being able to remain a Gold Member flyer.
However, as usual whenever Sri Lanka is involved there always surfaces controversy and Mr. Rae’s trip was no exception. Government Propaganda Websites have been a buzz with rumors that Bob Rae was actually attempting to enter Sri Lanka and tell the Little Brown Sinhaloid peoples how to run their country and thus are making light of the fact that the Sinhaloid Government actually Booted Mr. Rae from the country. A Claim which Bob Rae vehemently denies.
“I was not Deported” he said, “I did not go to Sri Lanka to tell those Little Brown people How to run their country,… although I do know I could easily tell them to do so as I am a White Superior Colonial Master who knows exactly what is good for Lesser Servant Races like these Asian people. After all I tell the Tamils of Toronto what to do and they have accepted me as their High Caste Master as well they should.”
When asked for comment the Sinhaloid officials continued to Lie and make jokes that Mr. Rae had made negative insulting comments about Sri Lanka by advocating they be kicked out of the commonwealth for not Granting Eelam to Tamils and that the Sinhala Leadership should be investigated for War Crimes. The Sinhalas also made up stories claiming that Bob Rae is a supporter of the Tamil Tigers and has spoken at many of their Rallies in Canada advocating the totally legitimate Demand of a Tamil Only Homeland for his Janitor Class Voter base.
Mr. Rae returned home Thursday after spending some quality time in Heathrow Airport where he stopped over to enjoyed the world famous British Jelly-Finger Cavity Search on more than one occasion.