[TamilNet, Sunday, 24 May 2009, 14:00 GMT]
In a disappointing upset for Tamil Eelamistanis all over the globe it seems that the Dalit Rat-Catchers Jingoes of Jayalalitha Jayaram’ss voter bases have seemed to defect to the Congress Party side and cast their Vote for Muthuvel Karunanidhi the incumbent Chief Minister.
It was widely expected that due to Jayalaitha’s excessive display of ‘Tamil-i-ness’ and promises of sending the Indian Army into Sri Lanka to create Tamil Eelam for the LTTE does not have seem to strike the right chord with Nadu Voters.
The results are as follows:
- DMK – 17 seats.
- AIADMK – 8 seats.
- Congress – 6
- Others – 6
Jayalalitha’s party the AIADMK (Donkey Party) collected a paltry 8 seats despite her Oscar worthy Pandering to Tamil Nationalism. Despite her embassasing failure it should be noted that all the other Tamil party leaders like NeduMoron, Thol Thirumavalavan, Feisty Vaiko, Dr. Ramadoss, and even Nonogenarian Mongaloid Chief Minister Karunanidhi himself played the Communalistic Line down to the last key.
Somehow it seems that Jayalaithaa’s performance had gone over the top and simply sounded like she was speaking from her rear end. Tamil Eelam Political Experts and analysts are befuddled by this upset and still are trying to ascertain as to why this occurred, though it is speculated in some circles that the recent 15% monster economic growth in the State has fueled Education, healthcare, jobs, and wealth, and thus creating Voters to make a move away from just getting all warm and fuzzy over political Grandstanding about being as Tamilish as Possible.
We here at Tamilnet think all that is a load of nonsense and think the upset is probably due to some fix in the polls or some other more rational explanation because we know all Tamils around the Universe are only interested in being as Tamilified as possible and no Tamil would ever lose their Tamil-i-ness over stupid insignificant domestic issues like Heathcare, Wealth, Employment, or Education.