[TamilNet, Saturday, 23 May 2009, 13:00 GMT]
Editor-in-chief forced to SACK the Only Sinhala Staff Member
Dear Readers,
Once again Treachery has reached our shores. Or in this instance, our pristine offices with 5 star Toilet Facilities. It seems that one of our employees (not a Tamil) has decided to attempt to infiltrate our True Thamil Eelamazoid news network and bring us down in a humiliating way. I held an Emergency Staff meeting to flush the scoundrel out and discovered to no surprise to anyone that it was our Donkey Sinhala writer Sanjaya.

The following two articles titled:
V-Day Tribute: A TamilNet Special – May 21st, 2009
Children of Sri Lanka – May 22nd, 2009
…are in fact Hoax articles. The Sinhala Prankster managed to switch the regularly scheduled articles for those days while we all took those 2 days off to mourn the recent passing of His Royal Highness Clown Prince Charles Anthony.
Due to our strict adherence to the local laws of our White Maters’ country from which we operate our 100% truthful Tamilish news service, we have been forced to implement the State’s Affirmative Action Program and thus hire Token Lazy Minority Sinhalas to certain low level positions to make it look like we are not discriminating against anyone.
We had originally hired family members from the Sinhala Donkey GENOCIDE™ Expert, Dr. Brian Seneviratne, and thus assumed we would be free from infiltration as Dr Brian is a 100% pussy-whipped Sinhala married to a Tamil and thus his loyalty is to gorging her skanky, chapped, Meat-Taco and not to his race. However, it seems that even those Sinhalas who are supportive of our 100% Undisputed and totally fair Tamil Only Homeland; they too are lazy and unreliable just like their homophobic cousins.

We unfortunately had to let Dr. Brian’s nephew go and replace him with an outsider Sinhala person. This new Sinhala person turned out to be a GoSL spy that managed to infiltrate our news Service and thus waited patiently to spring his trap. Fortunately I have sacked the bugger and am glad to say that TamilNet is back on track after this slight interruption.
Don’t worry My loyal Eelamic readers, as sure as TOILET NADU continues to remain STINKY, TamilNet will continue to run for another 30000 years or more as we continue to stay strong and brave as we all know that Eelam is coming very soon indeed…
Sincerely,
Dr. Watson T. Ponapillai MD., FCRAP.
Editor-in-Chief
TamilNet.