[TamilNet, Monday, 18 May 2009, 08:30 GMT]
A disgustingly untrue rumor has been circling around Sinha Lanka for the past few days, that the Invincible Sun God has been killed by SLDF and roasted on a stick, much to the panic, dismay, disbelief and denial of our loving Donkey Diasspora.

LTTE Information Enforcement Service (L.I.E.S.) in recent press conference categorically denied these claims.
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Speaking in the totally undamaged and 100% perfectly standing LTTE liaison office in the Wanni, an L.I.E.S. spokesperson who wished to be anonymous (he had his eyes closed throughout the press conference to avoid recognition) confirmed the false nature of the most GENOCIDAL™ rumors that have been spread by the GoSL propaganda machine.

“L.I.E.S. would like to reEnforce some facts. Thalaivar is totally healthy and free as a bird. He has not been caught or killed by the GoSL like some animal. He is definitely alive and well. In fact, he is currently on holiday, in some of the best underground beaches in the Wanni.

So we here at TamilNet urge you to not be disheartened by the GoSL’s cheap and desperate attempts to dishearten the totally powerful, 100% influential and rich diAsspora. Please continue starving and self-immolating, for the Tamil Nation®. Eelam is just around the corner™, Just wait and See™.