[TamilNet, Thursday, 14 May 2009, 02:15 GMT]
Second in command of the LTTE Sea Tigers had been killed when the Homophobic Sinhala troops of 58 Division captured the earth bund while the LTTE were Tactically Withdrawing from the No Fire Zone in KARYALAMULLEIVAIKKAL. While Cheliyan was not actually on the shore while the attack neither took place, nor did he actually died as a result of the fighting.
Instead this poor Kazhuthai kicked the bucket while attempting to insert a grenade into his rectal cavity for safe keeping and he accidentally removed the pin as he pushed the oblong object further into his anus. Fortunately no one else was around and thus no one else got injured during Cheliyan’s little metal-egg-misadventure.
Meanwhile, on shore another great LTTE leader shuffled off his mortal coil while hanging around the No Fire Zone. This person is none other that Irasiah Illanthariyan who is the LTTE’s Military spokesman who had killed himself earlier, but since then had risen from the dead only to find himself dead again. Who knew?
RIP Brave Kazhuthais of Eelam.