[TamilNet, Sunday, 24 May 2009, 03:00 GMT]
Mr. Selvarasa Pathmanathan, the head of LTTE’s international relations, interviews himself in a question and answer session in an exclusive interview with TamilNet. The following is the full transcript of the interview.
TamilNet(Pathmanathan) : The Sri Lankan Government has declared the war is won. Has Colombo really won the war?
Pathmanathan:The Sri Lankan Government may have quite perversely declared a military victory. Have they not realized we won, WE DEFINITLY DID and have achieved Eelam (or Peelam as some of would call it) many eons ago. In celebration we blew up the “No Fire Zone” and in sheer defiance of the GOSL set it alight (No Fire zone ! He! He! Ged it ? Ged it?) Anything the SL army can do we can do better. For instance killing all the Tamilians in the Wanni if given the opportunity.
We hear that the Singhaloids are celebrating in Colombo !! ?? Whatever for ? These confused fools. They think they have won in this little battle. Just wait and see! Our Thalaivar will come back, after the brief sojourn and trounce them all. Just to let you know that although he left hot foot on an ambulance, he will come back soon. If the Singhaloids behave like this they will certainly loose our confidence, most certainly.
TamilNet(Pathmanathan) : The Sri Lankan Government has claimed Mr Pirapaharan, the leader of LTTE has been killed. Is it true?We know he is not ! Surya Thevan is invincible and immortal ! This video is false propaganda by the GOSL. It’s orgy for Sodomy organized by Sarath Fonseka, could you believe it? …the (bum) cheek! He says it’s for us! In the party an inflatable sex doll of Talivar was repeatedly buggered and set alight. The Sighaloids buggered and set alight a similar sex doll of the youthful Hon. white master Mr. Milliband. They are really asking for it now. What say you?
Pathmanathan: The Sri Lankan government makes unverified claims. I am only able to ascertain that our National Leader Sun-god is alive and well, and perhaps sunning himself in the warm beaches of Toilet Nadu and breathing in the invigorating stench of the toilets. It is true that many of our senior members and leaders have voluntarily achieved Eelam, and would facilitate the way into Eelam or Peelam for all of us!, …
Don’t you worry you Diaspora donkeys, it is prepared for you as well!. Although taking leave unannounced in this fashion is very irritating and unfortunate, it is important to realize that our struggle will continue until perspiration, under-arm-pit -smell and the shit of our people are realized by everyone as it wafts all over the world causing massive destruction. Serves them right!
TamilNet(Pathmanathan) : Why is the Sri Lankan Government taking of DNA testing?
Pathmanathan: The GOSL is hoping to genetically modify our sun god genes to impregnate all singhaloid women with the hope of upgrading their race. Little do they know that interspecies conception doesn’t occur.
TamilNet(Pathmanathan) : Tell us more about our beloved son-of-sun-god Charlis Anthonis ? Is he really dead ? … oops! sorry nearly there?
Pathmanathan: The Son-of-sun-God packed enough £ and $ into his backpack grabbed his certificates and heroically fought his way out of the Singhaloid’s security cordon. He took his certificates with him so he can secure a place in Dublin for his postgraduate studies.
Now that the genocidal Sri Lankoids have got their grubby fingers on them, we most respectfully ask them back … or else! Because of his enormous weight and the weight of his baggage Charlis got a whack on his left cheek (and bum) courtesy of the Singhaloids.
TamilNet(Pathmanathan) : Is Mahinda Rajapaksha still dreaming?
Pathmanathan: Yes most certainly. He has dreamt that Talivar was genocided and that he has won a ficticious war ! He is going to wake up soon!
From Volunteer Correspondent ThamilChinguliya Hybrid