Back To the Wanni Part II
[TamilNet, Monday, 23 March 2009, 11:10 GMT]
Altering the Space-Time continuum and tipping the Toilet bowl in favor of the LTTE and thereby affecting the balance of power, in what is called as a “supper successful” move towards the highly useful Eelam Time Teleportation Technology, Tamil Eelam scientists have conducted another successful test this Sunday (22nd March) at Tamil research lab located at TamilNet.com.
However unlike in the past where Time Teleportation Technology (TTT) only allowed Eelamish Tamils to travel back in time and bring back dead people, the most recent attempt has enabled Eelamish scientists to travel in to the future and bring back 100% accurate news.
The findings of this test have being published in the highly acclaimed research paper titled “Eastern University Tamil girl student commits suicide”.
In this paper published on the 22nd of march Tamil Eelam scientists report on a girl who successfully self immolated herself in protest of the unfair practice of conducting “exams” on Eelamish students. (Eelamish students are 200% cleverer than any other race of students and there is no need of exams to prove that).
The paper then describes the incidents happening on the 23rd of March where a female warden is “recovered” dead and further on it is able to report on the event that happened (will happen?) on 28th March where another female student who hanged (will hang?) herself to death.
It is clear that these kinds of “tests” will soon be a part of everyday life in Eelam. Furthermore it is understood that Thalivar himself has asked the scientists to predict the exact date in the 3000th century when Eelam will be achieved. However TTT is only applicable on short time periods so far and it is understood that once it is fully operational it will be “Reporting to the world on Tamil Affairs” before they happen.
A Report by Andarea Thiyagaraja