Irasaiah Ilanthirayan Commits Suicide

[TamilNet, Saturday, 21 March 2009, 13:00 GMT]    

Suicidal LTTE Military Spokesman blows head off with Shotgun, rumors of LTTE executing him for fleeing like a Frenchman are completely false.

 

Highly reliable TamilNet sources have informed us that Former LTTE Military Spokesman, Irasaiah Ilanthirayan has in fact committed suicide. This is in direct contradiction to silly rumors floating around that Mr. Irasaiah Ilanthirayan was caught trying to flee the conflict into GoSL controlled territory and basically abandon Thalaivar and Eelam in exchange for lots of money and a cushy life as a Traitorous Tamil Turncoat Politician.  

Image: Illantharyian executed

There is nothing to cause our Brave LTTE leaders to flee or abandon Eelam because Eelam is almost here.  Why would these Heroes of Eelam abandon the LTTE when we are on the verge of victory?  It simply does not make sense. 

Thankfully our Really Smart Tamil Janitor Class of Eelam living in Toronto and London know the truth as we have been telling them for so long and therefore all these pointless attempts by GoSL propaganda agents to inject misinformation in a futile effort to confuse our totally 100% smart Eelamese followers is just a waste of time.  We Tamils are just not that easily duped as we are the smart-i-est race of people in the world.

image: Tamil Eelam Man and a goat

What really happened to Mr. Ilanthirayan was that he had become bored and depressed with being too successful as an LTTE cadre. (Something that happens to some of our best men sometimes.)  What happens is that after killing so many Sinhaloid vermin on the Battle field you start to lose your will to live because it is so easy to kill them and thus the boredom sets in causing deep depression.  Unfortunately with no Xanax or Prozac available this can have disasterous effects.

image: Dead Tamil Tiger

The lack of challenge for Ilanthirayan forced him to take a shotgun to his chin and achieve Eelam prematurely.  This is the real way it happened in case there are some doubters out there, it is definitely not because he was arrested by Pottu Amman’s pistol group and then summarily Executed for trying to flee.  This is just Lies.  Pottu Amman and Ilanthirayan were best of buddies, who used to share Ilanthirayan’s inflatable sheep almost every other night.  We can also prove it because if you e-mail Ilanthirayan’s email: marshallvan@gmail.com  Pottu Amman will personally respond to you and tell you the truth.  So feel free to contact his former E-mail address if you don’t believe us.