[TamilNet, Sunday, 22 February 2009, 10:00 GMT]
Dear Donkey diASSpora, TamilNet is proud to announce that two Flying Takarans of the invincible and ultra-successful Takaran Air Force carried out a 300% successful kamikaze mission on the totally useful Internal Revenue Dept. in Colombo and a patch of grass outside Katunayake Air Force Base!
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Our invincible pilots were heading to Fort when the racist homophobic anti-aircraft system of the Sinhaloids swung into action. But our ace pilots dodged the AA fire and one of our Flying Takarans successfully carried out a kamikaze attack on the Internal Revenue Dept.
The IRD is totally an extremely valuable asset for the GoSL in their war against We Tamils, that’s why the pilot crashed into it kamikaze-style. No, it was totally not because the Takaran jet was hit by AA fire! The destroyed tax files will take years to recover! What a devastating setback to the GoSL war machine this is!
Seeing the wonderful success of his colleague who achieved Eelam in the sky in a ball of fire, our second jet then did a testicle withdrawal™ towards the Kaunayake airport, but our expertly trained donkey pilot saw an extremely homophobic SLAF F-7 jet in his rear-view mirror.But as the Sinhaloid pilot fired an air-to-air missile, our brave Takaran pilot kamikazed his jet into a marshy patch of grass outside the airport’s High Security Zone, causing billions of dollars worth of damage to the GoSL and smashing a major blow to their GENOCIDAL™ war against Tamil Eelam. A very trustworthy source phoned TamilNet from the Vanni and told us that millions of Sinhaloids have been killed in this double-kamikaze attack.
It must be noted that our two donkey pilots, Col. Roopan (CODENAME: OSAMA) and Lt. Col. Siriththiran (CODENAME: BIN-LADIN), both achieved Eelam in the sky for Thalaivar. The body of one donkey pilot was salvaged by the GoSL and was GENOCIDICALLY ™ desecrated while the other dead donkey’s complete body may not be found as his flying Takaran completely blew to pieces when it crashed into the IRD.
We urge our totally non-retarded readers to not believe anything the GoSL media says about the raid being a failure! It was a total success, as you can see! We at TamilNet and the LTTE would like to thank our jolly good friends in the BBC and other news networks for calling this super-successful raid an embarrassment for the Sinhaloids! Oh yes, how the Sinhaloids responded to our Takaran raid is surely a cause for embarrassment! Eelam is certainly on the way for sure. Isn’t that right, O YE DONKEYS OF THE DIASSPORA AND BBC???
