[TamilNet, Thursday, 19 February 2009, 01:00 GMT]
In a raging tsunami of overwhelming popularity, Sinhala Overlord Mahinda Rajapaksa’s party, the UPFA, has inflicted a defeat of GENOCIDAL™ proportions on the UNP! And on Valentine’s Day of all days!!!
The poor UNP was totally massacred at the polls, with even dear old SB Dissanayke losing his seat despite getting the most number of preferential votes. The UPFA comprehensively beat their old rivals in the North-western and Central provinces.
We at TamilNet are 100% certain that this election is mired by fraud! The Central Province especially is home to several thousands of low caste plantation Tamils, who were sure to have voted against the UPFA! Furthermore, the LTTE is extremely grateful to P. Ranil for all that he has done for Eelam. Just how Tamils voted against him is beyond our comprehension and cause for considerable concern. We ask the United Nations to send a special envoy to investigate this ELECTION GENOCIDE™.
And yes, We Tamils are extremely worried about democracy in the Sinhaloid south even though we worship Prbahakaran as our undisputed immortal Soorya Thevan!