TamilNet Poll: Vote for Best News Item of the Year (Final)

[TamilNet, Sunday, 18 January 2009, 17:06 GMT]

As TamilNet nears the 100th anniversary (January 26th) of reporting to the world on LTTE (Sole Representatives® of the Tamil people) affairs in a completely non-biased manner and exposing the 100% non-exaggerated TRUTH® about the 200% credible GENOCIDE™ of Tamils taking place in Sri Lanka, TamilNet would like you, the Loyal non-brainwashed Tamil Janitor to vote for the Best Ever News Item of the year.

The two previous voting has resulted in two news items each for the final. However the Eelam leadership has decided to add one more of their favorite articles to the poll. The Articles voted by YOU on the poll in the order of publication data are,

Green Tigers

Publication Date: 26 Jan 2008

TamilNet expresses the shock of the entire Tamil nation at the mindless destruction of Tamil Eelam trees by the SLAF.  The SLAF almost a year ago bombed an entire Tamil forest area streaming with Tamil Fauna and Flora causing widespread destruction and drawing condemnation from the Tamil Eelam people.

Green Tigers

TamilNet also further introduces supper secret plans for LTTE’s Green initiative such as Hybrid-suicide bombers and the LTTE’s plan to incorporate the world GREEN MOVEMENT to the NGO cult of Sri Lanka.

Dr Brain Seneviratne’s TEN GENOCIDES™

Publication Date: 28 Jul 2008

The highly accomplished and unbiased Sinhalese doctor Brain Seneviratne exposes the GENOCIDE™ of the Tamil people at the hands of the Sinhalese.  Identifying the major forms of GENOCIDE™ so that the average Tamil on the street knows when he or she is being GENOCIDED™ by the Ruthless Sinhalese

Image: Dr. Brian Seneviratne

“If the Intent for Genocide is there,… the ways in which to achieve GENOCIDE™ are Endless!”

From CULTURAL GENOCIDE™ to VICTIMHOOD GENOCIDE™ all the major forms of GENOCIDE™ are exposed.

LTTE Non-Gay Bikers

Publication Date: 03 Nov 2008

Men Stand Erect, ready to take on the Sinhala homophobes.

TamilNet introduces the most elite LTTE fighting formation EVER. This “Ass-crack” Motorbike brigade is the best there is according to TamilNet sources.

LTTE Non-Gay Bikers

The passing out ceremony of this elite non-homosexual bikers were held in Vanni recently where selected cadres of the group performed stunts to the excited and aroused Eelamic audience assembled there in the completely Female-free yet totally Non-homosexual, Male-bonding ceremony.

Tamil Eelam Game: Save Killinochchi

Publication Date: 01 Dec 2008

The Latest game from the Tamil Eelam gaming commission titled “Save Killinochchi” is a complete success.  It is a turn-based strategy game played on a big map. The central philosophy in the design of the game is the THALAVAR-WINS principle; where no matter how hard you play, Thalivar will always win as it should rightly be.

Image: Tamil Eelam Game

Now the average Tamil Eelam supporter in Toronto and London can actually get the real life experience of fighting the Sinhala hordes invading Eelam. With units such as Cannon Fodder, Camera Man, Pink Tiger, and Suicide Bomber and with multiple campaigns such as the “Marathon” and “Blow Me” The game provides a realistic experience of Testicle withdrawals and Mass genocide of the Sinhalese people.

LTTE wives Gone Wild

Publication Date: 29 Dec 2008

TamilNet investigates the recent happenings in the LTTE women wing. These wives of the Supers Smart Tamil leaders may not be smart enough to carry out suicide bombings against Sinhalese but they are apparently good at SEX.

Image: Tamil Eelam Wife

Widowers of LTTE leaders have had to make lifestyle adjustments to cope with the rising inflation and the lack of Diaspora funds being funneled to their Swiss Bank accounts and Tax dodge schemes in Eelam. Unbeknownst to many while the tiger is away, seems the pussies are at play.  Our special undercover photographer caught these shameful women engaging in sexy behavior behind the scenes all over the place.

The Voting Results from our Two Previous polls

Poll 1

 Article Name  Votes Precentage 
 Green Tigers  42  38%
 Dr Brain Seneviratne’s TEN GENOCIDES™  27  24%
 Lt. Col. Thileepan  18  16%
 Potta Velu and the Philosopher’s Left Nut  14  13%
 LTTE Time Teleportation Machine!!  10  9%

Poll 2

 Article Name Votes Precentage
 LTTE wives Gone Wild  96  34.4%
 Tamil Eelam Game: Save Killinochchi  91  33%
 Pink Tigers  48  17%
 Sri Lankan Journalist Turns Chinese!  29  10%
 GENETIC EXPLANATION OF THE TOILET DONKEY SUB-SPECIES  15  5%

 

Voting Ends 26th January 2009