[TamilNet, Tuesday, 27 January 2009, 01:00 GMT]
After 4 whole days of performing his Thileepan Impression, Thol Thirumavalavan completes his Oscar Worthy, and totally 100% Non-Publicity-Stunt performance of his Fast-unto-Death. Citing poor health and the over pouring of hissy-fits from his entourage of Tamil Beauties, Thol decided to call off his Fast in hopes of preventing his Really Smart and jobless followers from resorting to extreme measures that would jeopardize their own health and the health of the population of Toilet Nadu.
The VCK leader had begun his 100% totally Serious Fast-Unto-Death to try and get the Tamil-Hating Indian Central government to change course and stop aiding and abetting the Sinhala Government in GENOCIDING™ Tamilish people from their God Given and 100% Entitled to Tamil Only Homeland in the North and the East.
Despite an overwhelming feeling of relief by his followers, some ungrateful members of his audience were not impressed. One disgruntled spectator had said that he had come to see Mr. Thirumavalavan Fast-unto-Death and was getting very agitated that his Ticket money was going to pay for what seemed like nothing more than a Half-assed attempt to lose weight masquerading as a Publicity Stunt to rile the Jingoistic masses into a Sri lanka hating Frenzy.
This person was subsequently beaten to death for his Racist Anti-Tamil remarks by Thirumavalavan’s Frenzied Jingoistic Mob of Supporters who then continued on to burn down and vandalizes 35 buses in Toilet Nadu in protest of the Indian government’s refusal to intervene on behalf of the LTTE.
His decision to withdraw from the fast comes after the steering committee of the VCK decided to press its leader to drop the fast after meeting twice as their leader fainted and was taken to Dr. Ramadoss for a complete Non-Homophobic Tamil Nadu health check.
Thirumavalavan’s Heart rate, Blood pressure and anus were monitored thoroughly to ensure they all worked well enough and that the Tamil Leader would be fit and healthy enough to continue his Fast unto Death without chance of any ill effects to his health.
Thol was quoted in saying right after the completion of his Fast-unto-Death that:
"We knew that the Indian Government would not relent to us. They never budged even when Lt Col Thileepan lay dying in Jaffna without a Whopper for in site for miles , so we know how hard-hearted and merciless New Delhi is., and we are not proud to be Indians because they don’t acknowledge the fact that we Tamils are the most Superior Race in the world and we are tired of receiving welfare from the Indian government because it is not enough."
Thirumavalavan requested Dr.Ramadoss to advise him on how to change the strategy and mode of his protest and what he could do to keep his anus in good shape so that he may last longer than 4 days in future fast unto Death protests that he planned to do.
