[TamilNet, Saturday, 17 January 2009, 01:00 GMT]
100% Non-Communalist Tamil Director, Seeman, has been arrested again. He was cited by Indian (Tamil Hating) Federal authorities for once again violating the Prevention Of Body Odors Act (P.O.B.A) which is specifically designed to target Tamilish people in India.
Seeman, who is a loyal supporter of Eelam Tamilstinians and also believes like ALL Tamils do that Hon V. Pirapaharan is the Savior of the Tamil People and all the Tamil Prosperity and well being the Tamilese people have experienced as a result of his Eelam Only struggle is a direct result of the gifts bestowed upon them by Thaliavar himself.
Mr. Seeman was taken into custody from his home after giving yet another Speech that called for All Tamils to Raise a Stink to the Indian Central government and thus if they fail to act that All Tamils must Loyally Separate from India. However, after being asked to comment Seemen is quoted in saying that he wanted to go to jail and that this speech of his was actually deliberately made to facilitate his entry into Jail where by he can now reunite with his long lost boyfriend who he shared a cell with the last time he was taken into custody.
His love for his “man” drove him to resort to these somewhat desperate measures to reunite them together. “I could not hold out any longer, I needed to feel him inside me” he was quoted in saying as they dragged him away in handcuffs.