[TamilNet, Sunday, 11 January 2009, 12:20 GMT]
Marauding Sinhaloid troops of the 53, 55 and 58 Divisions converged and shook hands at the strategically worthless Elephant Pass after the fearless and totally courageous LTTE performed its latest marathon from the field of battle.
Contrary to pro-Sinhaloid media reports, the sole representatives® of the Tamil people were absolutely NOT routed by superior Sinhaloid firepower but simply performed yet another tactical withdrawal® in preparation for the Great LTTE Counter-attack™, which We Tamils are certain will be launched anytime soon. (Just wait and See™)
With this latest turn of events, the A9 highway is now completely under GoSL control after 23 years. This matters not a jot to the LTTE, even though we used it to levy a tiny 2000% Thalaivar tax on civilians to use the highway. Every civilian paid this small tax with a smile on their face. That they cannot experience this small happiness any more should be condemned as A9 TAX RIPOFF GENOCIDE™! TamilNet has heard that Thalaivar was ecstatic at hearing this news.
The ghost of Corporal Gamini Kularathne must look on gleefully at this latest GENOCIDAL™ act by his comrades. But the fall of Elephant Pass is in no way a major strategic victory for the Sinhaloids. Its only achievements are to make it possible for the Jaffna peninsula to be supplied by land and for the 50,000 troops in the peninsula to pour south and join the GENOCIDAL™ war against Tamil Eelam.
Currently, 8 SLA Divisions and Task Forces surround our vast territory in Mullaitivu. The racist homophobic Navy is laying siege from the coast. The SLAF runs regular bombing raids on the flora and fauna of Tamil Eelam most GENOCIDICALLY™. Eelam is totally on the way for sure. From our remaining bases in the jungles of Mullaitivu, the LTTE will launch a tremendous counter-attack™ and achieve the supreme bliss of Eelam. Just wait and see™!