[TamilNet, Friday, 19 December 2008, 11:30 GMT]
As TamilNet nears the 100th anniversary of reporting to the world on LTTE (Sole Representatives® of the Tamil people) affairs in a completely non-biased manner and exposing the 100% non-exaggerated TRUTH® about the 200% credible GENOCIDE™ of Tamils taking place in Sri Lanka, TamilNet would like you, the Loyal non-brainwashed Tamil Janitor to vote for the Best Ever News Item of the year.
The voting will be conducted in two parts, with each part running for exactly TWO weeks. Then the top two from each part will face the final vote.
The First part in the order of publication date
Green Tigers
Publication Date: 26 Jan 2008
TamilNet expresses the shock of the entire Tamil nation at the mindless destruction of Tamil Eelam trees by the SLAF. The SLAF almost a year ago bombed an entire Tamil forest area streaming with Tamil Fauna and Flora causing widespread destruction and drawing condemnation from the Tamil Eelam people.
TamilNet also further introduces supper secret plans for LTTE’s Green initiative such as Hybrid-suicide bombers and the LTTE’s plan to incorporate the world GREEN MOVEMENT to the NGO cult of Sri Lanka.
Leadership Spotlight: Lt. Col. Thileepan
Publication Date: 05 Feb 2008
The first ever Leadership spotlights. Lt. Col. Thileepan is the first Tamil to sacrifice himself to achieve freedom for the Tamil people in the name of our Great Sun God. The fast unto death (observed for around 30-40 hours), which is now observed quite frequently by Tamils around the world especially in Canada and Tamil Nadu was first introduced by Thileepan.
TamilNet explores the life and the immediate aftermath of the fast by Thileepan along with his favourite food the Double Eelam Whooper and his quest to feed every Tamil Child with one. The great and fearless leader in 1987, speaking at Thileepans funeral delivered the following epilogue.
“A man of Great Courage and Restraint, unlike me, he always knew when to put the fork down after we started eating Turtle Curry. I will miss him dearly and the absence of his role model influence on me to eat a balanced diet will surely take its toll…” (1987. V. Pirapaharan)
LTTE Time Teleportation Machine!!
Publication Date: 10 Feb 2008
TamilNet brings to light a startling technological breakthrough by the Ministry of Science, Technology and innovations of Eelam run at the top secret base at TamilEditors.com. The superior Time Teleportation technology succeeded in teleporting a dead Iraqi insurgent who died in 2006 to Mannar in 2008 as N. Kumaran (also dead). Proving Tamil ingenuity is far more superior, this is the greatest most single achievement made by Tamil Eelam up to date.
As it stands now only dead people are transferable in this way. As recently as early this week the machine succeeded in Transforming dead Tamil Eelam (completely over age) child soldiers as (dead) SLA child soldiers.
Potta Velu and the Philosopher’s Left Nut
Publication Date: 20 Jun 2008
TamilNet is the first in the world to convey the legendary sage of Thaliavar’s school life in a Tamil Eelam retard school in Jaffna and how the great V. Prabhakaran was molded into the man he is today. The ‘Potta Velu’ and the Philosopher’s Left Nut is the first in the series of seven articles recounting Thalaivar’s education.
Our hero in his first year at school is confronted by strange behavior of Professor Snaapalingam and Professor Quirrunathan and learns that the highly sought after lingam the “philosopher’s left Nut” is hidden inside the school. The advandture recounts how our hero and his friends protected the artifact from the Racist Homophobic GoSL hands.
Dr Brain Seneviratne’s TEN GENOCIDES™
Publication Date: 28 Jul 2008
The highly accomplished and unbiased Sinhalese doctor Brain Seneviratne exposes the GENOCIDE™ of the Tamil people at the hands of the Sinhalese. Identifying the major forms of GENOCIDE™ so that the average Tamil on the street knows when he or she is being GENOCIDED™ by the Ruthless Sinhalese
“If the Intent for Genocide is there,… the ways in which to achieve GENOCIDE™ are Endless!”
From CULTURAL GENOCIDE™ to VICTIMHOOD GENOCIDE™ all the major forms of GENOCIDE™ are exposed.
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