LTTE's Special 100% Non-Homosexual Elite Motorbike Brigade Completes Training

[TamilNet, Monday, 03 November 2008, 01:00 GMT]

Men Stand Erect, ready to take on the Sinhala homophobes.

In an undisclosed location in Killinochchii, Hon. V. Pirapaharan, leader of the Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam, participated in the passing out ceremony of the “Ass-crack” Motorbike brigade which completed its special training today, sources in Vanni said.

Image: Tamil Eelam Motor Bike Brigade

Pirapaharan took the salute at the beginning of the ceremony to the motorbike parade and after that inspected the special troops, according to Vanni sources. The Bikers are trained in special combat ATM techniques in order to defend the Tamil homeland from incoming Sinhala Homophobes.

Image: Tamil Eelam Motor Bike Brigade

Selected cadres of the group performed stunts to the excited and aroused Eelamic audience assembled there. Head of Tamil Eelam Political Wing, P.Nadesan, Leader of the 100% Non-Gay and totally Ferocious Motorbike brigade, Maniarasan, LTTE commanders, members of the LTTE administrative section, LTTE cadres and members of the Tamil Eelam Police, participated with glee, in the completely Female-free yet totally Non-homosexual, Male-bonding ceremony, according to sources in Vanni.

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