[TamilNet, Tuesday, 14 October 2008, 02:30 GMT]
In another GENOCIDAL™ attempt at the Tamil Eelam people and its education system the Sri Lanka police have arrested a Tamil medium teacher in Bandarawela private school under terrorism charges with a Bomb cleverly hidden inside a book. The SL Police have further committed GENOCIDE™ by obtaining a Search warrant from the courts before making the arrest.

The Tamil Eelam hero in question has very cleverly placed the bomb inside a tin of shoe polish, then covered with shoe polish and an aluminum foil to make it look like a new Tin and then hidden it inside a book. It is a very cleaver and cunning method thought by the super Intelligent Eelam Tamils because Sinhalese are only trained to look inside the book and recognize wires and explosives in Public Safety TV ADs and a new Tin of shoe polish inside a book would not arise any suspicion.
The bomb has being of course hidden inside an English book because we Tamil Eelam people always show off our love for our Colonial masters and their rightful enslavement of our people. The book in question is reportedly 11 inches long and 7 inches wide, and it would have totally not being suspicious carrying it inside a public place.
This kind of heroic action proves Tamil ingenuity and obvious cleverness and with heroes like this Eelam is just around the corner.
A report by Andarea Thiyagaraja