[TamilNet, Monday, 22 September 2008, 01:00 GMT]
Lt.Col.Thileepan (Rasaiah Parthipan), fasted unto death in a twelve days’ campaign putting forward five demands to the Tamil-Hating Indian government to meet the aspirations of the Eelamizoid people, soon after the signing of the Indo-Sri Lankan agreement in 1987 when the Indian army was in occupation of Jaffna and most parts of the northeast.
Lt. Col. Thileepan began his fasting, without food and water, on 15 September 1987 in front of the Nalloor Kandasamy temple and he passed away on September 26, 1987 under mysterious circumstances when the brush used to clean his rectal cavity became inescapably lodged up his poop shoot.
Hon V. Pirapaharan traveled to an undisclosed location in the Wanni to pay homage to Thileepan in his usual fashion of bowing his head and holding in his flatulence in as long as possible as a sign of respect for the fallen LTTE leader. Many have attempted to imitate Thilieepan but without much success. His death serves as a shining example and reminder to all Eelamistani people that killing yourself by playing the victim in public is the best way to get Media attention from the International Community.
Also – it is a great way to get Eelamish women, as they will flock to you like Flies to a Turd. Thileepan did not die in vain as can be seen by the enormous propriety and blessings that the Eelamistani people have received under Hon V. Pirapaharan and the LTTE. No leader has delivered so much for the Tamil people, their Race, and their culture. That is why we Clever Intelligent Smart and Cunning Tamils all know deep in our Hearts… that the LTTE are the one and only True Saviors of the Tamilstani people.
See Also:
TamilNet Leadership Spotlight: Lt. Col. Theleepan.
TamilNet Retraction: Lt. Colonel Thileepan’s Brush.