[TamilNet, Sunday, 28 September 2008, 01:00 GMT]
Vannakkam Brothers and Sister of Eelam,
As you know Eelam is very close now, and we here at TamilNet have been bringing the 100% unfiltered TRUTH® to you, our very Smart, Clever, and Cunning Tamilstani Diaspora people of the Janitor Class or Toronto and London.
However, as we have been providing this very essential news Service to you for free, we have incurred many costs that are sadly escalating. We have had great difficulty maintaining the basics to run our Non-profit website as income from your Hard Earned Janitor wages have been holding steady, however the costs of goods and services have been sharply increasing due to inflation and devaluation of the Eelam Rupee.
So therefore one of our very Cunning Clever Eelamish staff suggested that in order to make up the shortfall we are going to be selling advertising on our website to sponsors. We have decided to make the advertisements as non interruptive of our Stellar Journalism, and make sure that they in no way take away from the gravity of the story or the Impact of our 100% Pulitzer prize-worthy pictures. If anyone wants to Advertise on TamilNet, please feel free to write to us at:
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We are thankful to your continued donations and support and look forward to providing you, our 100% Non-Brainwashed readers with the mental fuel you need to remain Strong and Hard for the upcoming battles ahead when the LTTE finally win Eelam for us and all of you can return to the Utopian Wonderland of Milk and Honey and settle down with your white women brides to cultivate and build our Tamil Only Society ruled by Thalaivar our one true Sun God and Eternal Ruler in an environment free from Lazy Sinhaloids and Muslamian Vermin vermin and all those other low caste Half Breed rat people that roam the south of the Failed State of Sri Lanka.
Yours Sincerely,
Dr. Watson T. Ponapillai, MD, FCRAP.
Editor in Chief
TamilNet.