TamilNet BREAKING NEWS: LTTE Air Craft NOT SHOT DOWN

[TamilNet, Tuesday, 09 September 2008, 10:20 GMT]

Tamil Eelam’s Finest Flying Takaran NOT a victim of AIRCRAFT GENOCIDE ™

TamilNet is extremely amused to hear the outrageous reports on pro-GoSL media that the racist SLAF shot down half of our invincible Takaran Air Force fleet (ie, one Zlin) and damaged the rest of our fleet (ie, the other Zlin) over the skies of Vavuniya.

TamilNet Image: LTTE Air Craft Shot Down by SLAF

This, of course, is absolute GoSL punakku™! We would like to allay the fears of our anxious diASSpora readers by stating that no such AIRCRAFT GENOCIDE™ took place. Contrary to pro-Sinhaloid reports of the mission being AN UTTER FAILURE, both Flying Takarans actually did drop 100 bombs each on the base. It was yet another super-successful mission where the GoSL’s IndraII radar system at the Vavuniya SLAF base was completely destroyed. One Indian radar operator is in hospital, but the Indian govt won’t mind that because they know they’re messing with the invincible Takaran Air Force.

Ironically enough, this radar system was used to detect our Flying Takarans! And they did detect the planes, except that NO TAKARAN PLANE WAS DESTROYED! REPEAT, NO TAKARAN AIR FORCE PLANE GOT AN EXPLOSIVE MISSILE UP THE BACKSIDE! AND THE OTHER ONE WASN’T DAMAGED!!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND? NOTHING HAPPENED! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!

TamilNet Image: LTTE Air Craft Shot Down by SLAF

As usual, LTTE spokesman Irasiah Ilanthirayan wasn’t available for comment but our totally non-fictitious civilian sources in Vanni tell us that the entire base was destroyed along with 3000 MiGs, 2405 Kfirs and a grand total of 6000 Sinhaloid soldiers also were killed. (We hear at TamilNet believe civilians on the ground and publish their complete non-fictions comments because the alternative is to believe the GoSL lies.)

“They may commit GENOCIDE™ on We Tamil people, but they can never commit GENOCIDE™ on our Tamil aircraft!” said one faithful civilian to TamilNet reporters, shortly before the racist Sinhaloids GENOCIDED™ him for breathing Sinhaloid air and standing on Sinhaloid ground.

The LTTE also launched a super duper successful ground attack on the base in concert with the ultra successful air attack which completely annihilated the racist homophobic Sinhaloids and their base. Tiger artillery softened Sinhaloid resistance to allow the Pink Tigers to infiltrate the base from behind and cause even more havoc. We Tamil superiority was further proven by the fact that most of these Pink Tigers accomplished the horizontal march better than the Sinhaloids ever could!

This combined air and land attack was 1000% successful. It was most definitely NOT A COMPLETE FLOP as depicted in the racist pro-GoSL media! At this rate, Eelam is definitely around the corner and will be achieved just in time for Christmas!