[TamilNet, Tuesday, 05 August 2008, 01:00 GMT]
In its most devastating strike yet, TamilNet has received confirmation that the ultra hi-tech Air Defence system of Tamil Eelam has successfully shot 10 racist SLAF Bell transport helicopters out of the skies of Tamil Eelam.

As an added bonus, each chopper was carrying 100 injured Sinhaloid soldiers- packed in like coconuts- to nearby hospitals, thus wiping out a grand total of 1000 homophobes.
Irasiah Ilanthirayan told TamilNet earlier, ‘Our very vigilant bunker cleaners alerted the air defence operators to the threat via smoke signals. The boys then simply blew the choppers to dust! The entire fleet of helicopters in the SLAF has now been wiped out, and we haven’t even used our SECRET WEAPONS yet. The GoSL is lying when they say that none of their choppers were shot down. Since when have they ever told the truth about Eelam War IV?’

TamilNet learns that this massacre has now thrown the homophobic army’s grossly exaggerated advances into Tamil Eelam into complete disarray. Sinhaloids are running helter skelter in a frantic attempt to avoid being injured, even when there is no fighting going on, since now they do not have any more Bell choppers to fly them to hospital. TamilNet received this information from the same reliable source which told us that 40% of the SLAF’s offensive capabilities were destroyed in that super-successful raid on the Colombo Air Force base by our trusty Takaran Air Farce (TAF).
We would also like to point out to our loyal diASSpora that the war for Tamil Eelam is definitely being won and Eelam is right around the corner for sure. Sinhaloids, beware! NEVER underestimate Tamil ingenuity!