[TamilNet, Wednesday, 27 August 2008, 03:37 GMT]
The Highly Sophisticated Tamil Eelam Air Force in another 100% successful air attack has destroyed the Entire fleet of the Sri Lanka Navy (which was docked in Trinco at that time to aid the FOOD TRANSPORTATION GENOCIDE™) has being destroyed when two TAF (Takaran Air Force) dropped two bombs in to the harbor.
According to reports only one of the two bombs exploded after they were dropped. “This is 50% success rate” said LTTE military spokesman Irasiah Ilanthiarayan confirming the attack. “That is way more than the SLAF who has a success rate of -500%” he said adding “Eelam is just around the corner now”.
The SLDF has started firing Anti-Air Craft (AA) weapons to the air but they were unable to hit any TAF plane because the planes were already out of reach of the Guns range inside Tamil Eelam Air space after completing the mission when the guns even started shooting. Speaking about the incident Irasiah Ilanthiarayan commented that the planes were not “running away” in any way when the AA guns started firing.
However according to Sri Lanka defense sources the TAF has missed the one and only ship in dock the Jetliner Troop Transport Ferry because they were unable to find it. “This is completely absurd” said Mr. Ilanthiarayan. “The Trinco harbor is in Tamil Eelam. Therefore every Tamil knows the lay of the land, be it from air, sea or ground. There’s absolutely no way the TAF pilots would have missed their target. After all they have always been successful…. ALWAYS”
Meanwhile the SLAF in another obvious act of AIR CRAFT GENOCIDE™ has attacked a Tamil Eelam school for blind and deaf children along with an animal welfare center in retaliation. Having no working bombs they of course dropped a Bed and a Kitchen Sink to these places. The damage caused by these “bombs” are still uncertain but it is understood that thousands of innocent peace loving Tamil civilians were dead or wounded.