[TamilNet, Friday, 22 August 2008, 01:00 GMT]
TamilNet learns that the most glorious, proudly mono-ethnic land of Tamil Eelam is to open a new international airport in Mullaitivu, following the successful launch of our first international airport at Iranamadu.
The need for a second airport arose because the racist SLAF constantly tries to batter the Iranamadu airport with their homophobic bombs. With their aim being as bad as it is, it is highly unlikely that the bombs will ever fall on the airport, but the LTTE is not taking any chances.
Iranamadu international airport’s runway itself is quite small, so another reason for the new airport at Mullaitivu is that the Takaran Air Force (TAF) of Tamil Eelam will soon get delivery of a brand spanking new Airbus A-380, only to be used in the highly unlikely event that Thalaivar needs to escape to Norway or South Africa if the marauding Sinhaloid army breaks into his bunker.
An A-380 is the only aircraft large enough to carry him without too much squeezing, and Mullaitivu international airport will boast a runway large enough to accommodate the combined bulk of the A-380 and our Sun God. Furthermore the Tamil Eelam air defence system will be working full-time to protect the new airport from any Sinhaloid Kfirs and MiGs.
It must be noted that the runways at the Sinhala airport in Katunayake are too small to operate an A-380 in. The fact that Mullaitivu international airport will be able to host such an aircraft speaks volumes of WE TAMILS’ superiority over the genetically inferior Sinhaloids. Furthermore, we at TamilNet are excited to announce that the Takaran Air Force will also soon get an AC-130 GUNSHIP. It is hoped that this can be used to destroy the 60% of the SLAF fleet which escaped the first Takaran Air Force attack on Colombo.
Naturally, such investments cost money. The LTTE reminds all of their faithful diASSpora members to continue their janitor donations, credit card fraud and extortion so Tamil Eelam will blossom into the greatest mono-ethnic state on earth. Otherwise, do not blame your sole representatives® if certain ‘unavoidable’ accidents happen to your relatives in Tamil Eelam.