HEY THERE THALAIVAR

[TamilNet, Thursday, 28 August 2008, 01:00 GMT]

A Song sung by a LTTE Representative in Canada in one lonely night is now available for the highly educated TamilNet readers. The song is sung to this instrumental music. (Music by Plain White T’s)

TamilNet Image: LTTE Bunker


Hey there Thalaivar
What’s it like in that small bunker?
The Army’s 11 miles away
But don’t you have a secret weapon?
Yes you do
Eelam will be achieved quite soon
I swear it’s true

Hey there Thalaivar
Don’t you worry about the Sinhaloids
I’m right there if you get horny
Give this arse another bum-fuck
Close your eyes
Listen to me moan it’s my disguise
I’m by your side

Ohhh it’s how you suck my cock
Ohhh it’s how you suck my cock
Ohhh it’s how you suck my cock
Ohhh it’s how you suck my cock
How you suck my cock

Hey there Thalaivar
I know times are getting hard
But just believe me, Sun God
Someday we’ll achieve Eelam with liberation bombs
We’ll have it good
We’ll have the state we knew we would
My word is good

Hey there ThalaivarTamilNeT: Tamil Eelam Vehical
I’ve got so much left to bray
If every child soldier I sent to you
Would take your breath away
I’d send them all
Even more in love with me you’d fall
We’d have it all

Ohhh they’re watching you, Sun God
Ohhh they’re watching you, Sun God
Ohhh they’re watching you, Sun God
Ohhh they watched you take a wank

The Sinhaloids seem pretty close
But we’ve got planes and trains and cars
And pogo sticks, elephants and a horse
The world has warrants out for you
But we’ll just laugh at them because
We know that none of them have felt this gay
Thalaivar I can promise you
That by the time we get through
Eelam will never ever be the same
And you’re to blame

Hey there Thalaivar
You be good and don’t you miss me
Two thousand more years and you’ll achieve Eelam
And we’ll be making history like we do
You know it’s all because of you
We can do whatever we want to
Hey there Thalaivar here’s to you
This one’s for you

Ohhh they’re coming for you now
Ohhh they’re coming for you now
Ohhh they’re coming for you now
Ohhh but they’ll never get us, no
Never get us, no
Oooh no, noooo…..