[TamilNet, Sunday, 20 July 2008, 01:00 GMT]
With the growing demand to name a Tamil person to be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize TamilNet is proud to bring you a Tamil Eelam Certified Poll so YOU, the loyal non-brainwashed Tamil Eelam supporter can voice your opinion.
Although the TamilNet team stands firmly behind our nomination of V.Prabahkaran as the most obvious choice, in a true Eelamic fashion we are fielding a wide verity of Tamil Candidate so the Tamil Eelam people can chose their winner. Patriotic Eelam Citizens, Please cast your votes today*
Hon V. Prabahkaran
A Humanitarian Worker of one of a kind V.Prabahkaran has helped millions of people (80 million to be exact) to get rid of the 15 million Sinhalese and almost achieve a Tamil Only home land. While this is always around the corner the sacrifices he made for Eelam cannot be forgotten.
Born to middle classed Tamil family (Whose father migrated to Sri Lanka from Singapore in search of Greener Pastures) he had made it possible for local Tamils migrate in search of (more) greener pastures in the western world. Considered to be the True reincarnation of the Great Sun God, he is the most obvious choice as the Peace Maker.
Mano Ganesan
As the Human Rights Award Runner Up and totally Non-Communalist Good Guy Tamil who lives in Colombo, Mano is another obvious choice to be selected for the Nobel Peace Prize.
His lip service to Non-Violence and then “understanding” of LTTE methods of righteous Culling of Sinhala Citizens to pave the way for Eelam makes him an Ideal candidate. He also understands the 100% Non-Hypocrisy of having the North and East as Tamil Only Homelands while allowing Tamils to freely move in and out of the Southern Sri Lankan Failed State as and when they feel is what makes Mano Ganesan a Nominee for this year.
Bishop of Mannar, Rayappu Joseph
In the true spirit of the Catholic Church, Fr. Rayappu Joseph is in deed atrue Lover of children. Also, he is a true man of peace in advocating the Sinhala GoSL get the Hell out of Tamil Only Lands and thus create the Peace!
Tough he was forced back to bring back the statue of “our Lady of Madhu” back to the Racist Sinhalese controlled church it is understood that he would continue to help Eelam and the supreme leader.
His efforts to block the Advancing Sinhala army by putting on his best performances of Supreme Tamil Suffering ™ have helped the LTTE immensely and though he got his wish when the Sinhala Army left the Madhu shrine to advance further in to Eelam land his contribution will always be remembered and thus we nominate him too for this year’s Prize.
P. Nadesan – Peace Dove of the LTTE
A man of supreme sacrifice, in terms of his time and attention to ridding Eelam of every single Speeder. He has been the Judge, Jury, and Executioner of the Eelam Police which is as far as any Eelam Citizen is concerned the Pinnacle of Peace. Now Mr. Nadesan has donated his time to a more worthy cause of achieving Eelam (Peace) and that is to stall the GoSL’s Homophobic assault on the Tamil Only Homeland.
We also wish him the best of luck in promoting awareness to the White Liberal Western countries about the 100% Credible Genocide being perpetrated upon the Tamil people by the Racist Sinhaloid vermin people.
* Hon. V. Pirapaharan will decide the winner.