[TamilNet, Sunday, 04 May 2008, 05:10 GMT]
TamilNet: LTTE Suicide Bra Discovered.
GoSL authorities claim to have discovered a Suicide Bra Kit with C4 High explosives and a Claymore mine were found during a search operation in Kinniya. The SLA claim that the ‘Suicide Bra’ Kit was to be used by some Female Black Tiger Unit operating in the area.
TamilNet however have been informed by Thalaivar himself that this is simply False Propaganda being spread by the GoSL to increase Anti-Eelamism in the lazy Sinhaloid mongrel population. He pointed out to us that the Bra was infact his own Man-Boob bra that he uses to support his own Turtle Curry laden D-Cups.
One can easily see from the picture that the sheer size of the Bra being held by the Homophobic Sinhala Soldier on the right clearly demonstrates that the Bra is too big for any Tamil Women to wear. It is obviously the property of Thalaivar as you can see the size similarities between the Bra Cup and Thalaivar’s Sun-Godly Jugs.
It does not take a genius to figure out that the GoSL would be interested in stealing Thalaivar’s Bra for their own twisted and perverted experiments, while simultaneously blaming the LTTE for having a Suicide Kit ready to shower Freedom Ball bearings upon a Bus full of Stupid Sinhala children.