TamilNet: Dehiwala Train Bomb: The motivation

[TamilNet, Tuesday, 27 May 2008, 01:00 GMT]

TamilNet: Dehiwala Train Bomb: The motivation

6 civilians were killed and 75 injured when a non-terrorist freedom fighter obviously not from Little Eelam (Wallawatta) placed a bomb inside a Sinhalese train while it was filled with people. We here at TamilNet would like to stress (as usual) this was a completely justifiable attack in response to the massive, non-exaggerated, mass genocide perpetrated by the Sinhalese in Eelam.

TamilNet: Dehiwala Train Bomb

As most loyal observers of the Tamil Liberation struggle would remember, Trains have always being a great source of success of Eelam Liberators to cause massive damage to the Sinhalese people. However this was always not the case.

In the early days of the Eelam struggle the Rt. Hon. Leader Prabahkaran thought robbing banks and killing Tamil policemen and Tamil Politicians was the best way to achieve Eelam. While this helped in the later years for the Friends of Eelam to cry and shout about No Tamil Representation in the police and The Sole representative® status of the Tamil people, it did little to achieve Eelam.

However on one faithful day our leader decided to visit the future kingdom of little Eelam along with his best friends Mahaththaya and Pottu. After giving a traditional shoe shine to some white tourists Hon. Prabahkaran and Co. went for a strol along the beach.

TamilNet: Dehiwala Train Bomb

It is reported that, while they were strolling along Prabahkaran (Thambi as he was known then) saw a hole in the Rail way tracks and could not resist the urge to put his dick in to it for a quicke. Assisted by Pottu and Mahaththaya Thambi was in heaven and giving moans and almost achieving Eelam.

Out of no- where came a Train !!!!!

Our Thambi’s dick was cut in half.!!!

Pottu and Mahaththaya hurriedly carried our leader to an Eelam hospital nearby wondering if they will ever be able to give blow jobs to Thambi. Luckily an experienced Eelam Doctor replaced the the remaining length of Thamib’s dick with a Z-lon pipe. (The same pipe is said to be still in use)

It is yet unclear where exactly this incident occurred, but most analysts agree it must have been near the Dehiwala Railway station, as it is being a favorite bomb-spot of Hon. Prabahkaran.

It is said in Eelam legend Thambi was so angry that he cursed and decided to bomb as much Trains as he can beliving it was one of the most-dangeous threats to Eelam, stating “What kind of a train would pass me and my dick over without giving a blowjob”!!