[TamilNet, Friday, 16 May 2008, 01:00 GMT]
TamilNet: ASTON KUTCHER Travels to India to meet the Rajiv Ghandi Assassin.
Hollywood Star and extremely lucky ‘tapper’ of Demi Moore’s Hot Ass, Aston Kutcher has made a surprise visit to India to see Nalini Sriharan who is a Innocent Tamil that for the past 18 years has been rotting in a Indian jail after being wrongfully accused and convicted in the Rajiv Gandhi Assassination.
India at the time was bitter that they lost to Hon V. Pirapaharan when they landed on Eelam Soil in 1987 and having to withdraw abruptly in 1989 though they had been intending to occupy and take over our Tamil Homeland to make into their private vacation spot. As has been discovered and validated by the completely Scientific minded Dr. Brian Senewiratne that Rajiv Gandhi did in fact Kill Himself and thus Nalini Sriharan was innocent and just a pawn who was framed by the Indian authorities to put the blame on the LTTE and Hon. V. Pirapaharan who sent India running home with their tails tucked between their legs like the dumb dogs that they are (Excluding Tamil Nadu Indians, who are smart and intelligent and genetically superiour to the Rest of India).
Aston Kutcher landed in Chennai and demanded he be immediately taken to see the Innocent Tamil in her jail cell in Velore Prison where she has been languishing in sub-human rights condition for 18 years. She was originally given the Death Sentence but it was cumted to life in Prison after Influential Tamil Nadu Politicians intervened on her behalf claiming that Rajiv Gandhi was not worth killing anyone over as he was a spoilt brat son of a corrupt Dynasty of Joker Blue-blood politicians of India.
Mr. Kutcher met with Nalini and consoled her in her cell, asking her to tell her the truth about the death of Rajiv Gandhi to which Nalini obviously must have reassured him that she was innocent and all that the Indian Intelligence service R.A.W which was coincidentally was controlled by Indira Gandhi and made to train and assist the LTTE militarily but somehow got their asses kicked when they tried to make Hon V. Pirapaharan change from his single Mindedness of achieving Eelam.
It is not sure what the conversation between Nalini and Mr. Kutcher yielded but we are sure that Mr. Kutcher is thoroughly satisfied that She is not the assassin of Tamil Hating Rajiv Gandhi.