Dr Rama Mani Switches Careers!

[TamilNet, Thursday, 24 April 2008, 00:30 GMT]

TamilNet: Dr Rama ManiYes its true! We here at TamilNet are proud to inform our Lusty Readers that Dr. Mani has since moved on from her short-lived R2P Implementation business to secure a 100% deserved and rightful Tamil Homeland for the LTTE who are the Sole Representatives of all the Tamils of Sri Lanka – including the Lower Caste worthless Indian Upcountry Tamils and the GoSL Lackey Uppity Chetty Colombo Tamils.

After being Humiliated, strip searched, and Deported by the Lecherous Racist GoSL, the beautiful Tamil Goddess Doctor has moved back to her Home country of France to pursue a career in Pole Dancing in Go Go Clubs!

“I always wanted to shake my bon-bons in front of lusty men, it has been a childhood dream of mine ever since I saw Thalaivar fondle his child soldiers so lovingly! It is a Daddy-Daughter fantasy that has manifested itself in my mind! And now that I’m about as likely to get hired in the NGO business as someone who turns up late to a FED-EX Delivery Job interview… I might as well explore my passions and also take what I can get!” She was quoted in saying.

TamilNet: Dr Rama ManiTamilNet would like to point out a small clarification, as it has been said that Dr. Mani is a Stripper, which is a lie. A stripper is a Cheap Whore who dances for dollars whereas Dr. Mani is an upscale Exotic Dancer who is Extremely High Class. Her erotic titty-shaking is a Performance Art that is of a Broadway Music Stage show quality. Please refrain from labeling her a Stripper or a Whore as it is a completely misleading and false label just like mislabeling the 100% Freedom Fighter Organization and saviors of the Tamil People ™ , the LTTE, as “Terrorists”.

She now goes by the Name Candy Cakes which is her professional Stage Name! You can see her shake her Milk Jugs on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Fridays at Pole number #3 at the Fabulous Spearmint Rhino Club on 69 Rue De la Mer, Paris. Saturday Nights she will be giving private Champagne Room Lap dances, 1 hour is $3,000 (minimum of 2 hours required), bottle of Champagne is on the house. No Drugs allowed, One person at a time, No touching! TamilNet: Dr Rama Mani

Listen Up fellas! Whip out those dollars and Make it Rain for CANDY CAKES…. WHOOOT WHOOOT!!