Recipe for a LIE (as specified by LTTE Information Enforcement Service)

[TamilNet, Tuesday, 04 March 2008, 00:05 GMT]

By Special Correspondent “Peas”

TamilNet recently spoke with the LTTE Information Enforcement Service (L.I.E.S.) who complained of Eelamists not accurately following the recipe for LIES invented by them. Therefore, for all Eelamists’ benefit, we reproduce the recipe below.

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Ingredients:

1 (brain)washed minion (preferably of the Diaspora variety)
1 internet connection
1 historical event: manipulated
A generous portion of fabrications
A pinch of crocodile tears
Several out-of-context pictures if available
A Heap of spice mixture (very important) containing: "ETHNIC-CLEANSING", "GENOCIDAL", " DISCRIMINATION", "SELF-DETERMINATION", "TRADITIONAL-HOMELAND", "RACIST-GOSL", "SINHALA-NATION", "1983" or "TAMIL-HOLOCAUST" (interchangeable), "SINHALA-ARMY", and any other ad hominem spice of your choice

Method:

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Get minion to take historical event and carefully prune the truth. Twist it liberally and fold in the whipped up fabrications. Marinade in the spice mixture above so that spices thoroughly permeate the historical event and fabrication mixture. Roast until half-baked.

When done, remove from oven and sprinkle all over with crocodile tears. Garnish with a sprig of out-of-context pictures if available. Finally smear on internet and enjoy.

When done impeccably, this recipe can be used to feed self-aggrandizing Badass ForEIgN lawyers and ignorant NGOs, and has the same effect as smoked mushrooms.

TamilNet and the LIES urge all true elamist to follow this recipe to achive the ever-elusive Eelam

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